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Lady Mary Crawley

« on: March 31, 2011, 04:38:40 pm »

From The Daily Mash!   laugh

THE Metropolitan Police have vowed that next month's royal wedding will be a glorious pageant of tear gassed wonder.

Thousands of police will carry heart-shaped riot shields and the soles of their metal toe-capped boots will feature a photo of the royal couple, ensuring that the love between Prince William and his bride will be the last thing a protestor sees before he loses consciousness.

Officers will also be issued with a commemorative red, white and blue nightstick, while the Queen's Perfumer has created a souvenir pepper spray blending subtle hints of jasmine, rosewater and scotch bonnet chili.'riot-squad-of-hearts'-201103293668/

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« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2011, 05:36:56 pm »

 thumbsup Daily Mash - never fails to delight. laugh

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« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2011, 08:27:26 pm »

 laugh It would be another fiscally irresponsible choice to add to the many for this wedding, if this were true!  laugh

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« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2011, 12:59:10 pm »

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