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« on: March 18, 2011, 01:51:40 am »

You tell the person below you to do something and they make an excuse not to do it.

For example: Cut Kate's hair.

The next person would say something like:  But her PPO's would tackle me to the ground and arrest me.

Get it?

Here we go --> The next person should dress like Kate Middleton and sneak into Clarence House.
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« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2011, 05:16:29 am »

Hmm..I'll just play with myself. tehe

The next person should dress like Kate Middleton and sneak into Clarence House.
I can't sneak into Clarence House as this damn ankle bracelet early warning system fitted by the Yard will beep and let them know I've come within a 30 mile radius of the place.

Q: Why don't you dig a hole under whereever Wills is standing and then grab him and knock some sense into him?
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Just when you thought they weren't any sillier...


« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2011, 02:34:45 pm »

I don't know how to dig a hole. 

Why don't we throw a RG bash at Buckingham Palace?
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« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2011, 06:57:08 pm »

The corgis would get too excited and QEII wouldn't be amused  hall-Spell-check

why don't we go shopping with James Midd?
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« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2011, 07:43:38 pm »

We could go shopping so James Midd could find a new maid outfit for the wedding although Pippa being dressed in toilet paper while it's raining could stir up the paps,

why don't we go clubbing with the Queen?
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« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2011, 02:51:17 am »

She would love to go with us but unfortunately her knee won't allow it! sob

Why don't we give Harry a big hug, next time we see him?
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« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2011, 02:54:25 am »

would love to give a big hug to Harry although We would be stung to death by Harry's body guard that carries around a stun gun

why not go to the royal wedding if one was invited?
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« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2011, 04:42:29 am »

Because one would vomit during the entire ceremony. ick

Why not just invade England and declare yourself Queen and ban all Middletons?
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« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2011, 12:23:38 am »

We don't have the military forces any more they are all in the middle east!  bored3
Why not burst into the wedding claiming "William can't marry her, he's already married to me! Remember Vegas aprox 10 years ago honey! "
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« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2011, 03:19:08 pm »

He's already married to me! laugh

We can't burst into the wedding because it would be too rude to gate-crash.

Why shouldn't we throw a bonfire right outside of BP? easter-James
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« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2011, 03:59:00 pm »

^They woud think that we are terrorists trying to attack the BRF  bignono

Why don't we steal Zara's horse?
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« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2011, 01:01:09 pm »

Excuse me,but I am afraid of horses and cannot ride  easter-lol  Embarrassed


Why don't we put a lazer in Camilla's plat ?  laugh
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« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2011, 01:56:04 pm »

Because she'd be lit up like a xmas tree.


Why don't we make a miniature Buckingham Palace balcony, stand on it outside the real BP and regally wave at the queen as she drives out.
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