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« Reply #20 on: November 19, 2010, 02:04:16 pm »

OMG!
I'm so glad you're back wombie  BFF2
I really missed your sarcastic wit!
Very good tips!
nr6 is very funny!
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« Reply #21 on: November 19, 2010, 02:57:36 pm »


Just one suggestion (no, not that one!!)

1.  Learn how to get out of a car gracefully so that we don't get to see whether you're wearing pants, or not wearing pants. 
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« Reply #22 on: November 19, 2010, 08:28:26 pm »


Just one suggestion (no, not that one!!)

1.  Learn how to get out of a car gracefully so that we don't get to see whether you're wearing pants, or not wearing pants. 

 lols lols lols lols lols Priceless ! Her Royal Crotchness !  laugh laugh
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« Reply #23 on: November 19, 2010, 08:51:26 pm »

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5. Stop wearing dresses with plunging necklines. You don't have big enough breasts to pull it off.

Good one.

1) Don't wear anything that shows your body and makes you look like a starlet. Men treat you the way you dress
2) There will be photos of you in lingerie splashed all over the place, be prepared for smirks from women and leering from men
3) Do NOT give a death stare to women in the ballroom, their rank is higher than yours and it could have serious repercussions
4) Do not cheat, your reputation is bad enough
5) Pray nightly that former boyfriends don't talk
6) Learn to deal with the insults Philip will throw your way
7) You are going to be a princess, learn how to actually act like one quickly
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