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The British Royal Family *Windsor* => Duke William & Duchess Kate of Cambridge => Topic started by: Stephanie on October 09, 2016, 01:13:42 pm



Title: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: Stephanie on October 09, 2016, 01:13:42 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3828709/The-Duchess-Cambridge-lets-stylist-loose-estate-agent-William.html :ick:


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: india on October 09, 2016, 03:03:45 pm
The Idiot Prince Broken Bill Middleton is even dumber than I thought. He is so controlled by his Exhibitionist Ugly Wife. He is just hopeless.


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: Val on October 09, 2016, 04:16:27 pm
^^

If the stylist's example is anything to go on he will look even worse.


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: Ariel on October 09, 2016, 04:44:21 pm
someone should just tell him to wear pants his size. it would be enough ...


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: Stephanie on October 09, 2016, 05:09:56 pm
So this Tash is responsible for Wimpo's obscene make over.
http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/middleton-gap/kate-middleton-looks-so-chic-in-30-pants-from-the-gap-19.jpg


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: india on October 09, 2016, 06:11:49 pm
Broken Bill Middleton is so weak. He is now flaunting his package just like his Potato Head Exhibitionist Tacky Illiterate Wife. Somebody needs to reign both of these idiots in. This is getting way out of control.


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: Alexandrine on October 09, 2016, 06:18:29 pm
I don't know, he dresses so badly that anything can be better?


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: YooperModerator on October 09, 2016, 08:12:30 pm
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/10/08/20/3936F5A400000578-3828709-image-m-5_1475954926199.jpg (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/10/08/20/3936F5A400000578-3828709-image-m-5_1475954926199.jpg)

Ok.  If this is an example of her improvements on PW's sartorial splendor, let's break it down:

1.  The jacket's cut is too tight and short for a man of his height.  It looks too tight around the shoulders and, most importantly, no linen after August unless you're going to a tropical climate.

2.  The shirt underneath looks cheap and the button placket is too thin so it puckers when it gets near the belt buckle.  A well-made shirt would have a wider placket and would stay put and flow far better.  It's also too small and the sleeve length is too short because a 1/4" should be visible at the cuff.

3.  The belt looks fine and about the only item worth wearing, but doesn't work, because,

4.  The trousers are not cut for his figure/height properly and do not hit his natural waist, so any belt is going to look placed too high and will "roll up" or "twist", which the belt indeed does.  They are also too short.  Men's trousers should be slightly longer in the back and hit the shoe top when standing.  These are hemmed straight across and one of the biggest no-nos out there.  The only time a man's trousers should be a little shorter, not this short, is if you are looking to add height and do not plan on sitting down and exposing your sock gap.

5.  The shoes do not match in any way, shape or form what the entire 'look' is trying to achieve.  Brogues?  No.  Slip-on loafers w/linen and no tie?  Yes.  Also, the color should at least be in the same ballpark as the belt and either black, grey or a combo of the two and made of the same material or have some of the same material as the belt at all times.  These appear to be brown suede and, if so, that's wrong.  These are made for blue jeans and a bomber jacket, or a darker colored suit jacket, not light blue.  

If PW is even a little bit interested in what he should be wearing, the big question is why not go to his immaculately dressed father and even more immaculately attired grandfather for proper advice?  It's not as if they wouldn't be on board with advising him.  He's looking not only emasculated by doing this but a complete doofus to not use the supremely talented staff that is undoubtedly available to him, not these two dingbats ('stylist' and Kate) who never get it quite right.  



Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: Alexandrine on October 09, 2016, 08:35:38 pm
Also men clothes are very different than women.


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: Ariel on October 09, 2016, 08:36:05 pm
let us give Kate kudos for the socks - they are appropriately dark blue :D


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: LadyLaura on October 09, 2016, 08:52:20 pm
Those pants are way too tight!!

and what is up with her boobs, they aren't that big.


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: Kuei Fei on October 09, 2016, 09:56:54 pm
Is he EVER going to put her in her place? She's not supposed to be the one in charge, he is and she needs to be reminded of that.


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: Stephanie on October 09, 2016, 10:45:36 pm
Wimpo needs a proper tailor to sort him out and get him on trend.
He does NOT need an airhead to get him some online *poo*.
But then again this Tash isn't qualified for anything but to suck up to them.


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: Val on October 09, 2016, 10:46:38 pm
^^^

France - breast enhancement.

Willy boys association with the Mids has dragged him down to their level on every count.  The Midd women just shout tackiness in the way they dress.


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: india on October 09, 2016, 11:04:59 pm
Broken Bill is now lower than the Middletons because they control him and run his life. He is their robot. Can you imagine what it's going to be like if he becomes King? Somebody needs to do something. And soon.


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: leogirl on October 10, 2016, 01:26:33 am
PW needs to stop wearing blue all the time. It's getting old and doesn't look good on him.

Also, he and Kate both wear clothes that are a size or two too small. Not flattering at all. They also seem to be underweight from their stupid diets. I don't think it matters that Kate told him to wear blue socks, because his socks should not be visible.

As for Harry, he is not "lanky" he has a belly... he should turn that fat into muscle. I think working out will be good for him.


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: india on October 10, 2016, 03:30:18 am
That diet is rapidly aging both of them. And it may be contributing to Broken Bill's dramatic hair loss. Wearing too tight pants is disgusting. The Evil Witch Potato Head has transformed the former golden boy gorgeous prince into an exhibitionist dried old man.


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: Kuei Fei on October 10, 2016, 05:56:04 am
She is so disgusting and yet, broken.

She can't and won't keep a pair of panties on and now she wants to sex William up even more. Not enough that she referred to him as 'sexy' during his Passing Out, turning the entire presentation of himself to HM as a soldier in her military into a tabloid sideshow. Now she is pushing to him sex himself up all the more, probably making him VERY uncomfortable. It's a sign that she's really, very sick in the head.


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: leogirl on October 10, 2016, 07:03:23 am
The problem is, it is not sexy at all for men to dress the way William dresses. Too small clothes do not look good. And people don't want to see "the bulge."  :ick:


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: Val on October 10, 2016, 07:48:02 am
^

All it does is confirm that revolting misshaped nude package of which there is a pic way back on this forum somewhere.  Ugh!


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: gingerboy24 on October 10, 2016, 09:27:04 am
He appears to wear those brown suede shoes all the time now, even wore them in Bhutan  -  wonder how many pairs he has, but always the same  -  brown.   Even worse is the style of them does not suit the outfit, whatever the colour.  He really is medd trailer trash now.  As for having the crotch on his trousers so tight he displays "the bulge" all the time  .  surely he realises that is very vulgar, just look at the men around him, they do not display their wears, no matter whatever odd shape it might be.  He has turned into an apology for a man, trailer trash at its worst,


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: india on October 10, 2016, 11:17:18 am
A Broken Dried Up Bald Old Man Essentially Exposing Himself.


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: kolkomilko on October 10, 2016, 01:52:58 pm
Everíbody told the truth here. I only can repeat that he wears blue dresses and it's boring. Her clothes are awful: small size, too tight trousers. Waity's choices are in bad taste.


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: Stephanie on October 11, 2016, 10:45:35 am
Wimpo's obscene make-over.
From high quality clothing to a clone of Squirrelface with this way too tight and short trousers.
These day's there's no escaping his unsettling camel toe.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3830914/The-Prince-s-new-clothes-Kate-let-stylist-loose-William-s-estate-agent-wardrobe-royal-showcases-new-look-makeover-worked.html


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: india on October 11, 2016, 05:27:03 pm
Willy's displayed package strongly resembles an octopus curled up and nestled in a crevice in the ocean. Now if anyone thinks that is a good look then they need their head examined.


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: Val on October 11, 2016, 07:47:26 pm
^

You make me laugh so much with your spot on descriptions.


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: Spitfire on October 11, 2016, 07:48:38 pm
^  I've never liked calamari, India, but your description has made sure that I will never, ever eat it! :ick:


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: Stephanie on October 11, 2016, 08:28:18 pm
^
^
^  :laugh:
This Tash is slowly creeping in.
First he had to skip underwear as we can clearly see here: proudly presenting his fish'n chips to the nation of Bhutan.
http://i.cbc.ca/1.3535374.1460645076!/fileImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/16x9_620/britain-royals-bhutan-prince-william-kate.jpg (http://i.cbc.ca/1.3535374.1460645076!/fileImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/16x9_620/britain-royals-bhutan-prince-william-kate.jpg)
Now he's down to showing the whole octopus arm with his obscene make over. :ick: :stop:


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: Little light on October 11, 2016, 09:50:41 pm
 : :sorry: Stephanie but  the link isn't not working. Can you repost the link please?

Thank you.


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: YooperModerator on October 11, 2016, 11:18:55 pm
^It should work now.  Thanks.  YM


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: Little light on October 12, 2016, 12:28:57 pm
 :thankyou:

But having seen it, I wish I hadn't now. Eeew is the word that comes to mind.

No class either of them.


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: Kuei Fei on October 27, 2016, 01:02:01 am
No wonder William can't stand being around her anymore.

She's always trying to sex him up and trying all the time to basically make him into a rock star prince instead of the country bred, royal born man that he actually is. She needs to stop trying to make William 'happen' and just chill out and back off.


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: india on October 27, 2016, 01:31:27 am
Get rid of this classless sex obsessed hussy Willy.


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: Kuei Fei on October 27, 2016, 01:47:35 am
Proves she didn't marry him because she wanted a husband, she wanted a STAR!


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: Snowpea on October 27, 2016, 11:47:34 am
No wonder William can't stand being around her anymore.

She's always trying to sex him up and trying all the time to basically make him into a rock star prince instead of the country bred, royal born man that he actually is. She needs to stop trying to make William 'happen' and just chill out and back off.

He happened, he's so over.  :laugh: Guess even see cannot sex him up enough for Council Caro's liking.  :ick:  :easter-sly:


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: Kuei Fei on October 27, 2016, 07:19:55 pm
I wonder if she'll ever grasp the fact that she is part of a passe' time. The media has bigger stories to discuss, William is balding and bloating and she's way too old to play the ingenue and far too trivial for her to be able to play the down to earth simple ingenue. She's no longer at a point in life when she's fresh on the scene (that was over a decade ago) and she's not at all at a point in life when she should be working on being sexy. She had her time in the media sun and now it's all over for her. She and William have the bland life that he wants and she has to abide by it.


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: LadyAva on October 27, 2016, 09:41:21 pm
Yes and she is old news now and they both know it. We all know how Waity spent her time in he spotlight. Showing off her fried eggs of a chest with a side of celluloid ham.


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: Kuei Fei on October 28, 2016, 04:06:58 am
I think she's having problems coping that she's no longer a hot topic in the press. As a girlfriend she was featured nonstop and a hyped hit, but now she's basically old hat. It's like at the time of her marriage, she basically became old news; odd, that. I don't think she's coping well with having to work at being noticed, or even tolerated at this point. Sexing up William is a lost cause, he's not sexy anymore and he's no longer fresh. I don't think he was ever going to be a sex-god, but I do believe that he had a chance to be a GQ styled hottie, not the rock star she wants him to be. It just makes him vulgarized and I do think it's bad for his mental health. Being too sexed up never is.


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: leogirl on October 28, 2016, 04:38:05 am
Imagine what their kids will think when they see the photos. Kate's butt/crotch shots, William's junk outline, nude pics from balcony.  :thumbsdown:


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: Kuei Fei on October 28, 2016, 05:41:04 am
Their therapists will be wealthier than cocaine kingpins through the endless therapy bills.


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: FrederickLouis on January 05, 2017, 12:11:07 am
I think the linen jacket William is wearing is très perfect for him. The color is excellent; linen has a nice lightweight quality to it.


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: Stephanie on March 02, 2017, 03:46:02 pm
http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/prince-william-duke-of-cambridge-is-helps-children-with-a-leadership-picture-id646712732 :stop:
http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/106/590x/secondary/Prince-William-847574.jpg :nervous: :nervous:
IMO it is not okay to confront kids with his upsetting weener. :ick:


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: india on March 02, 2017, 04:27:52 pm
Are my eyes tricking me or is Bill getting uglier by the day? And NOBODY wants to see the outline of his deformed gross schlong.


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: gingerboy24 on March 02, 2017, 04:44:43 pm
^ Yes, he is getting uglier all the time, he really is one very, very unattractive man, inside and out.  Must be practising those faces from council cath. As for the clothes, with all his money and the assistance availalbe to him he dresses so badly it is untrue.  Those trousers are the colour of dried up diarrhea, the navy jack looks completely out of place, and the ugly face and ghastly gurning just top it all off.  I notice other than the kids there were not many there.  They need to take the hint nobody interested in them or wants to see them.  Retire them off without a pension, sick of looking at that ugly pair.  Bill medd would not even pull a leg muscle with his ugliness and lack of dress sense, let along an upmarket, attractive woman.


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: india on March 02, 2017, 06:32:29 pm
His choice of clothing is just an abomination. And as for his loss of looks that is what happens when you are married to a succubus. She drains all the life out of you. And The Ugly Potato Head is quite successful in this.


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: Val on March 02, 2017, 09:22:52 pm
^^^^

Still loving showing off his recently filed down front teeth which makes him just marginally a little less rat like.


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: india on March 02, 2017, 10:06:18 pm
He's becoming heinously uglier every single day.


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: kolkomilko on March 03, 2017, 02:16:23 pm
I agree, he's becoming uglier and older.


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: munchkin on March 03, 2017, 04:42:30 pm
 :tehe: :tehe: :tehe: lols lols I have to agree he's not aging very well.


Title: Re: Kate orders a tight trousers make-over for William
Post by: Kuei Fei on March 04, 2017, 06:46:19 am
He's like the pathetic loser who peaked in high school/university and it's been downhill since. I am certain there isn't any point to having him held up as a dreamboat. As for Kate, she needs to stop pressuring him to be sexy all the time, it's just not happening anymore and I wonder why she keeps doing this. Chrissake he's no longer the hottest ticket in the world and frankly she needs to stop making him be the idol prince and let him be himself.