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The British Royal Family *Windsor* => Wedding Costs & Security => Topic started by: Yooper on January 29, 2011, 04:24:22 am



Title: Royal Protection
Post by: Yooper on January 29, 2011, 04:24:22 am
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3378504/Condom-firm-cashes-in-on-Prince-William-Kate-Middleton-wedding.html

Just when you thought it couldn't get any tackier....


Title: Re: Royal Protection
Post by: Varya on January 29, 2011, 04:39:31 am
 :laugh: Got to say... this is the ONLY appropriate (and I mean for the classless Middletrashes) paraphernalia that actually expresses her quest to gain the tiara! :laugh:


Title: Re: Royal Protection
Post by: Kuei Fei on January 29, 2011, 04:40:38 am
HM must be having hives from nerves and the courtiers must be having seizures over all of this.


Title: Re: Royal Protection
Post by: Yooper on January 29, 2011, 04:48:55 am
"Buckingham Palace has declined to comment."

No sh#t Sherlock. 

KF? I can only imagine the hair tearing.


Title: Re: Royal Protection
Post by: Kuei Fei on January 29, 2011, 05:21:11 am
I bet the portraits at the royal galleries are howling in rage while Philip likely kills every single animal he can get his hands on.


Title: Re: Royal Protection
Post by: mousiekins on January 29, 2011, 05:38:39 am
This is being discussed in Wedding Chat.

With photos  :hide:


Title: Re: Royal Protection
Post by: Yooper on January 29, 2011, 11:59:43 am
Should this thread be moved over there, mousie?  Or deleted?  I thought this was the right thread to put this.  But, ya never know.  :legs


Title: Re: Royal Protection
Post by: kahena on January 29, 2011, 12:20:31 pm
So much for class... Can we ever go deeper ? I'm waiting for the next step : sextoys in the shape of Tacky Prince and his Bootycall... You can delete my post if it's too offensive.


Title: Re: Royal Protection
Post by: Yooper on January 29, 2011, 12:26:05 pm
The irony in all of this is that, waaaaay back in the beginning, the conversation (at least here where I am) was that the royal wedding was a real break from all the bad news and something positive, now, it's viewed as comedic relief.


Title: Re: Royal Protection
Post by: Earth Angel on January 29, 2011, 04:50:23 pm
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But Majesty magazine editor Ingrid Seward said: "This is completely tasteless and really rather hurtful.

"Prince William has a great sense of humour but this is a step too far. This is a cheap swipe to make money."

And how exactly does Ingrid know that William does not find this funny? Is she his new spokesperson? Yes, this is a cheap & tawdry way to make money, but I don't consider it a swipe. It's a tongue & cheek acknowledgement of reality! A classless product for a classless couple. They chose to be a "thoroughly modern" couple, they chose to flaunt their living in sin and Kate chose to grind on men, some not her boyfriend, in public. And she also went out in public with very short dresses, apparently lacking undergarments, etc. William chose a wife whom has a very sexualized persona, by her own doing, and it would be comical if he thought this marketing angle, to make money off of their folly is out of order. Afterall, his spin doctors have been pushing PR that is not reality and this funny jibe is actually closer to the truth & the heart of the matter, imo. I'm sure William can still look himself in the mirror, as he apparently loves the twisted modernity and normality that he sees, imo! Kate flaunted it and now it's put right back in their face. :egg: Such is life!

The truth hurts sometimes!


Title: Re: Royal Protection
Post by: Ella on January 29, 2011, 06:21:57 pm
http://crownjewelscondoms.com/heritage.html

Here's the website. Each box is 5 pounds.

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Crown Jewels Royal Wedding Souvenir Condoms are not supplied to, or approved by, Prince William of Wales, Catherine Middleton or any member of the Royal Family.

Crown Jewels Royal Wedding Souvenir Condoms are a novelty condom not suitable for contraception or protection against STDs.

...Well, if Kate wants to trick him into a baby sooner than he wants, she can always use these since they're regal and entirely useless.


Title: Re: Royal Protection
Post by: Yooper on January 29, 2011, 06:25:02 pm
^ "Regal and entirely useless".   :laugh:  Remind you of anyone?

You're funny.


Title: Re: Royal Protection
Post by: Kuei Fei on January 29, 2011, 06:36:06 pm
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They chose to be a "thoroughly modern" couple, they chose to flaunt their living in sin and Kate chose to grind on men, some not her boyfriend, in public. And she also went out in public with very short dresses, apparently lacking undergarments, etc. William chose a wife whom has a very sexualized persona, by her own doing, and it would be comical if he thought this marketing angle, to make money off of their folly is out of order.

Brilliant bit. Kate also made it clear how she got the ring and it wasn't through restraint. She and William chose their reputations and chose their actions. I am so glad that a decent guy won't be forced to provide a good life for this woman and a decent woman won't have to put up with this pig of a man.


Title: Re: Royal Protection
Post by: Magnolia on January 29, 2011, 06:47:51 pm
Just the thought of having Lazy's name anywhere near something so private is a sure mood breaker -lol.


Title: Re: Royal Protection
Post by: Kuei Fei on January 29, 2011, 06:57:27 pm
I see Kate's attempts at being demure isn't paying off. to think, WK were worried about clothing designers using her name to amek a profit.


Title: Re: Royal Protection
Post by: Yooper on January 29, 2011, 07:04:01 pm
That's a good one, KF.  Yeah, we were off the track on that one.  :laugh:  'Guess we don't think low enough yet.


Title: Re: Royal Protection
Post by: Kuei Fei on January 29, 2011, 07:16:21 pm
I wonder how Carole feels about this, all her grand plans being reduced to this.


Title: Re: Royal Protection
Post by: Yooper on January 29, 2011, 07:33:54 pm
I also wonder if/when there are grandchildren, how much time the BRF will allow visists with gramma Middleton and Co. (and UG) at their home, considering the obvious downgrading of everything associated with this.  Eeeeeeuuuuw!

This sort of article must make Carole insane.  What a dream world she's been living in.


Title: Re: Royal Protection
Post by: Kuei Fei on January 29, 2011, 08:01:01 pm
I'm more than sure that the Court will at least try to protect the children from Carole. On the other hand, the courtiers who are currently working are likely to resign rather than scrape to Kate.


Title: Re: Royal Protection
Post by: Ella on January 29, 2011, 08:02:42 pm
^Yeah, I'm thinking that if William stays on this course, anyone who doesn't want to coddle Kate will be out of a job, either by resigning or by him firing them.


Title: Re: Royal Protection
Post by: Kuei Fei on January 29, 2011, 08:12:35 pm
Good idea that the resign and leave now. Better than breaking thier backs cleaning up all the messes that Kate will make.


Title: Re: Royal Protection
Post by: Yooper on January 29, 2011, 09:37:30 pm
There have got to be people already hiring head hunters for a rapid exodus.  She can buy loyalty for a while but not for long. I read recently that a valet can be snobbier than any royal and if things are distasteful they leave.  Their reputation is taken very seriously.


Title: Re: Royal Protection
Post by: Kuei Fei on January 29, 2011, 10:19:51 pm
When you think about it, the British have the most well respected staff in the world. Thye are used to being treated well and they are able to step in (Prince Andrew getting slapped is one example) if they are offended. Plus they are well cared for and the aristocracy doesn't treat staff like garbage, like entertainers do or new money. The minute Kate starts ordering them around, I see massive resignations. I think thats why HM wants kate under her wing and orders.


Title: Re: Royal Protection
Post by: Kezza on January 29, 2011, 11:50:42 pm
 :laugh: I think this is hilarious goes to show how much people view this these days.

Kate has always been about sex well there you go.  :laugh:


Title: Re: Royal Protection
Post by: Kuei Fei on January 29, 2011, 11:54:17 pm
This feels like one big sick joke, it's so unreal. William has really flipped over everything the minute he announced the engagement to Kate.


Title: Prince William & Kate -- The Box of Condoms Har Har Har
Post by: AlisVolatPropriis on January 31, 2011, 02:30:58 am
http://www.tmz.com/2011/01/30/prince-william-kate-middleton-royal-wedding-condoms/

Sorry I couldn't help myself.


Title: Re: Royal Protection
Post by: Kuei Fei on January 31, 2011, 06:55:58 pm
I wouldn't describe Kate as yielding and sensitive.


Title: Re: Royal Protection
Post by: kahena on April 27, 2011, 01:07:42 pm
So much for class... Can we ever go deeper ? I'm waiting for the next step : sextoys in the shape of Tacky Prince and his Bootycall... You can delete my post if it's too offensive.

I knew it would happen... Just take a look if you can bear it. I found the information in Private Eye #1286 p.7 (the "Weddingballs" column) :

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=21868 (http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=21868)

I give up.


Title: Re: Royal Protection
Post by: Mia on April 27, 2011, 01:10:24 pm
 :- :oooh:


Title: Re: Royal Protection
Post by: YooperModerator on April 27, 2011, 07:03:44 pm
 rofl :laugh: lol


Title: Re: Royal Protection
Post by: Nighthawk on April 30, 2011, 08:48:51 am
I thought I'd post this here since there was a man who was arrested slammed to the ground trying to get into the church scroll down for the picture

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/42799375/ns/today-today_people/?GT1=43001
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Police officers arrest a man as he tries to get into London's Westminster Abbey in London on the day of the royal wedding of Britain's Prince William and Kate Middleton.