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The British Royal Family *Windsor* => Duke William & Duchess Kate of Cambridge => Topic started by: HRH Tiana of NOLA on April 30, 2014, 12:32:17 am



Title: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: HRH Tiana of NOLA on April 30, 2014, 12:32:17 am
Will's flies stateside for Pelly's wedding. Gets papped exiting a Holiday Inn minutes after Jecca.


Title: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: YooperModerator on April 30, 2014, 12:39:02 am
^There goes my tea again!  Good shot.  lol


Title: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Fly on the wall on April 30, 2014, 06:56:08 pm
^^ i was thinking that  :tehe:  what a way to start the summer


Title: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on May 01, 2014, 01:32:11 am
Harry and Pippa are seen out on the town. Friends say that she is helping him forget Cressida.



Title: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: cate1949 on May 01, 2014, 04:57:29 am
I'm still going with Harry goes to a Memphis blues bar and dances with one of the local Queens. 


Poor Pelly - his rep is so bad everyone expects something scandalous at this wedding but I bet it goes off without a hitch.  Pelly as reformed man.

Plus who would have thought the next scandal would be Harry was too cheap to buy a 650$ ticket for Cressie?  They do know how to surprise us!



Title: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on May 03, 2014, 01:58:56 am
Don't do it Harry William warns as Harry is seen out on the town with Gwyneth Paltow newly separated from her husband.

Will Cressida break up George Clooney and his fiancee? Stay tuned

Cressida is asked to be on Dancing with the Stars. I want to dance with Derek she tells the press.


Title: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: cate1949 on May 03, 2014, 02:02:15 am
brilliant Sandy!


Title: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Freya on May 03, 2014, 05:18:28 am
Cheryl Cole (Tweedy) texts Harry. Harry features in her next video and becomes an judge on the X Factor UK. Ratings soar through the roof.


Title: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: YooperModerator on May 03, 2014, 02:40:55 pm
Party Pieces expands to include the fresh new summery "Pippa Cooler" health drink but the concoction is found to be 100 proof alcohol and many are hospitalized.  Ma Midds is heard to have checked herself into a psychiatric ward for 'exhaustion' following the news.  Kate is 'comforted' by sales personnel at a local boutique and coffee shop but is seen later pushing a shopping cart full of tongue depressors.  No word on the reason for this possible artistic endeavor.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Emperor on May 05, 2014, 01:29:05 am
Note to self- Never enter this topic with a mug of coffee to drink.
 :flower:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: PaulaB on May 05, 2014, 05:16:46 pm
Cheryl Cole (Tweedy) texts Harry. Harry features in her next video and becomes an judge on the X Factor UK. Ratings soar through the roof.

Having to be near Cheryl Cole while she is singing I wouldn't inflict that on anybody.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: CathyJane on May 05, 2014, 09:06:28 pm
Harry arrives back in England with one of Elvis Presley's grand daughters as his fiancée and Liz approves.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: india on May 05, 2014, 09:15:09 pm
That would be so awesome!


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: PaulaB on May 05, 2014, 10:18:02 pm
Harry arrives back in England with one of Elvis Presley's grand daughters as his fiancée and Liz approves.

His oldest granddaughter is of a suitable age his younger ones are only six so they are much too young.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: CathyJane on May 06, 2014, 03:42:35 am
I forgot about the little twins. I was thinking Lisa had 2 daughters that were in their twenties.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on May 06, 2014, 03:50:42 am
The RF has been oddly well behaved lately; no scandal to announce during the tour, no real anything. It's like silence before the deluge.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: YooperModerator on May 06, 2014, 04:56:54 am
^Worry not.  Somebody in this goofy, self-indulgent bunch will do something ridiculous; it's only a matter of time.  That's why we're here, right?  To keep watch.   :cookie:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on May 06, 2014, 02:59:19 pm
William flies economy class makes a scene when Airport inspector wants to search him before he  gets on the plane. William shrieks "don't you know who I am!"

William is praised for saving money on the economy class trip that he feels he can splurge and spend anther day at the $10,000 island resort vacation.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: india on May 06, 2014, 07:30:24 pm
William is diagnosed with full blown anorexia. He is near death from organ failure. He loses all of his hair from total malnutrition. He is hospitalized for several months at an undisclosed location. He has to undergo major pyschotherapy for the anorexia of which he may never recover. All of this is brought on by the stress of living with the lie of the surrogacy and all of manipulation and demands of the Middletons. The surrogacy is exposed. The Middletons are charged with high treason for the surrogacy and are tried and imprisoned for life. William withdraws from the line of succession. Naturally, Prince George is removed from the line as well. They retire to Africa and Jecca. Harry takes his place after much coercion from Charles and the now ailing queen. Harry finds his inner strength and steps up to the task at hand and becomes a wonderful Prince of Wales when the Queen goes to her well deserved rest. The monarchy thrives under Charles and Camilla is finally accepted as Queen Consort. The Stalker goes completely wacko and is packed off to a private mental institution which has very tight security. She remains in a padded cell for the rest of her days.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: empirestate on May 20, 2014, 12:33:11 pm
A drunken Mike Myers stumbles up to Kate at a gala and mutters, "It's a man, baby." The hair comes off.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Rosella on May 20, 2014, 01:41:27 pm
Talking about teeth, -- lol would Mike Myers be in Austen Powers gear?


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on May 20, 2014, 03:27:44 pm
Pippa makes it her mission to help Harry keep Cressida away.  She and Harry agree to a pretend engagement as Pippa wears a huge "rock" on her finger.  Cressida's PR people start slinging mud at Pippa in the papers. "It's gotten ugly," says a courtier.

James Middleton and Paris Hilton become an item.



Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: empirestate on May 20, 2014, 05:35:31 pm
^^Full costume.

^Harry becomes confused when Pippa takes him the the local registrar.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: india on May 20, 2014, 08:05:13 pm
Kate goes into a full blown flashing mode at Ascot and has to be hauled off in a strait jacket.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Vesper on May 20, 2014, 08:12:26 pm
This thread is where the fun's at :laugh: I love it!


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on June 06, 2014, 04:12:00 pm
To show solidarity with Kate's "abuse" by the media, the senior royals including Camilla, Anne, Sophie the York girls and the Queen all take the weights off their skirts and wear thongs when out on appearances. Kate is said to be so touched by this gesture of solidarity. Charles said he's thinking about taking the weights off his kilts at Balmoral.

William decides he wants to be a soccer player for a year to find himself and this will be transitional year 2.0. The Queen is said to be supportive of this.

Cressida tells the press that she was asked by Brad Pitt to co-star in his next film.

Is it true? Was Pippa seen leaving Harry's apartment in the early hours of the morning with a big smile on her face?



Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Freya on June 07, 2014, 04:09:40 am
Kate goes into a full blown flashing mode at Ascot and has to be hauled off in a strait jacket.

 :laugh:

Perhaps she streak naked on the course before the start of the race.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: cate1949 on June 07, 2014, 06:38:59 am
^^  LOL

now I m afraid to watch Ascot - who knows what might happen


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Mandosiel on June 08, 2014, 10:03:06 am
^I'm afraid to watch anything with Kate in it ever, it's always some sort of mini if not massive disaster waiting to happen. She gives Waity Katey moniker a whole new meaning, you just have to wait for her to mess something up, and she does it without fail. Maybe we should call her Old Faithful?


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: gingerboy24 on June 08, 2014, 11:20:58 am
^ :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Freya on June 08, 2014, 12:00:44 pm
Ascot and Wimbledon will be interesting. Will the Midds be there? Will Donna and Nico be there? It's about time that something was happening with Pippa and Nico. 


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: india on June 08, 2014, 08:42:17 pm
God, nobody wants to see The Viper or bulbous nosed creepy Mike at Ascot. What are people going to talk about with them? " How were you able to pull off the surrogacy?" "How much did you pay the surrogate?" "Carol(e), did you secretly carry the baby yourself and ,in fact, is George actually Kate's little brother?"


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: gingerboy24 on June 08, 2014, 10:54:07 pm
They would both stutter and run a mile  :laugh:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: india on June 08, 2014, 11:13:35 pm
I bet they won't be there with all the chatter on the internet about the surrogacy.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on June 09, 2014, 01:31:35 am
William hires a lookalike to do his tedious royal duties.

Mama Bonas is seen at Ascot issuing an ultimatum to Harry "Marry my daughter..or else."

William wants another transitional year to be a footballer



Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: gingerboy24 on June 09, 2014, 12:01:03 pm
I bet they won't be there with all the chatter on the internet about the surrogacy.

They seem to have the front for anything India, no shame at all.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on June 20, 2014, 10:26:21 am
A separation is announced and this thread goes through the roof when we go over all the dramas that the Cambs engage in.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on June 29, 2014, 03:50:30 am
The media goes ballistic. Exclusive coverage by the Daily Mail of Cressida's upcoming nude scene in new movie.

Cressida poses for Playboy Magazine. Centerfold.

The networks pick up option for new reality show: I'm an Aristo. Deal with It. starring Cressida Bonas and her Family. "It's the biggest thing since the Kardashians." Raves the critics.

Cressida is a guest star in Kate Plus Eight and plays "nanny" to the twins and sextuplets of Kate Gosselin.

Pippa and Cressida have a show down over Harry.

Harry is seen out on the town with Jennifer Lawrence

William lands his ambulance helicopter in the new helicopter landing field installed on the lawn at Kensington Palace.It's OK because William has to take a refresher course on helicopter flying

William rescues a kitten up a tree in his copter. His grandmother is said to be very proud.

William enjoys a $20,000 a night vacation without the wife and child--he gets days of hunting, drinking, etc. His boss at the ambulance copter base says the vacation is "well deserved."


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: cate1949 on June 29, 2014, 04:25:07 am
admit it - the royals are great entertainment - or at least what goes on around them!!

next scandal:

Kate and Will have two kitchens - spend 6 mil to fix KP - oh - whoops - they actually did that already!

Cressie flaunts around Glastonbury half naked swilling beer and throwing herself at obscure actors  - whoops - that already happened!

Bea - after working as an intern for 5 weeks - is unemployed again and goes on vacation to expensive resort -  soon to happen I bet


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Pepe Le Skew on June 29, 2014, 06:31:47 pm
Ma Midds decides on another start-up enterprise.  That huge house is mostly unused, so she opens a Killing Kittens franchise.  Pippa lures clientele, James bakes the cakes, Party Pieces supplies naughty paper novelties.  Ma meets guests at the door with whip in hand, wearing powder blue bustier, and thigh-high boots.

Mike slumps in a wing chair, bottle of Scotch at his side, wondering when he lost control.  Or if he ever had it at all.   :James:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on July 16, 2014, 12:55:27 am
Cressie orders a copy of Kate's iconic  see through dress, and poses for pictures in the street to snare Harry. She does cut out the back to have her signature bare back look. The DM reports how stunning she is and look what Harry is missing!

 Brad Pitt attends Cressie's play and raves about how talented and sexy she is. Angelina is said to be displeased.

Uncle Gary decides to become an actor.









Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: cate1949 on July 16, 2014, 02:11:22 am
Princess Anne is seen exiting one of the sex kittens senior soirees

sex tape revealed of Prince Andrew wearing pink tutu -





Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on July 19, 2014, 01:39:42 am
Cressida is on the next season of Dancing with the Stars. Macks and Derek both are fighting to be her partner.

Cressida and Family are on a new reality show The Real Aristos of the UK

Cressida pens her autobiography. The Daily Mail will serialize it. Watch for her kiss and tell steamy stories about her relationship with Harry. Sure to be a best seller!

Uncle Gary campaigns to be on his own reality show. He hints that he can get Kate and WIlliam on as guest stars.

The Bold and the Beautiful wants to cast Pippa in a part on the soap.

Pippa confesses that she always had a crush on William

William appears at a sports day for kids and tells them that the  baby (George) is such a pest. He's always crying and feeding time is Torture. I got pablum all over me.



Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on July 22, 2014, 02:21:37 am
I don't wanna do Royal work, William finally breaks down and confesses all in his tell all book: My Awful Life

William wants another gap year to try to sort out his transitional year.

Kate gives a lecture telling a woman's group that she pities women who work, they can't raise well balanced children. "I intend to spend ALL my time with George and will not deprive him of a mother's love by leaving him with a nanny."

WIlliam's First Rescue Mission: Rescuing a kitten from a tree. "The kitten would not have decided to leave the tree if William had not shown up," says eyewitness.





Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: HRH Tiana of NOLA on July 22, 2014, 02:39:09 am
^ And they adopt it. Kitty will appear in G's official 2nd birthday portraits. Lupo plots his revenge.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: cate1949 on July 22, 2014, 03:12:51 am
^ lol lol


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on August 02, 2014, 01:54:15 am
Flying helicopters does not do it for William. He's bored. He always wanted to be 1) in Cirque du Soleil as an acrobat and 2) a goalie on the UK soccer team. He will leave the ambulance corps right away then take 1/2 a transitional year and then spend six months as an acrobat and six months as a goalie.

In response to a question about what he and Kate do as royals, William grins and says "we work behind the scenes."



Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on August 02, 2014, 02:03:09 pm
Harry gets married and Kate starts getting vicious towards the new wife; palace tries to intervene, reminding Kate (and the public) that Kate is not married to Harry, but Kate starts getting even more and more overt in inappropriate behavior with Harry.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Emperor on August 02, 2014, 04:25:32 pm
Flying helicopters does not do it for William. He's bored. He always wanted to be 1) in Cirque du Soleil as an acrobat and 2) a goalie on the UK soccer team. He will leave the ambulance corps right away then take 1/2 a transitional year and then spend six months as an acrobat and six months as a goalie.

In response to a question about what he and Kate do as royals, William grins and says "we work behind the scenes."



Well it can't be any worse than the current goalkeeper for England if what I saw at the world cup is anything to go by.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: CathyJane on August 03, 2014, 04:59:12 am
Harry marries Waity's stripper cousin Katrina in a fabulous winter wedding with Peter Phillips as the best man and the York girls as bridesmaids. No Midds invited.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: HRH Tiana of NOLA on August 04, 2014, 03:22:47 am
^^^^^ Oh yes!!!!  :bouncy:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: PaulaB on August 04, 2014, 01:33:48 pm
Members of royal gossip accept George is the child of will and Catherine


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Countess of Holland on August 04, 2014, 01:43:45 pm
Pippa is dumped by Nico and decides to write a tell-all book since that will be her only option for some financial safety. In the book she writes how George was conceived and PaulaB will have to eat her words.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: gingerboy24 on August 04, 2014, 01:46:44 pm
Members of royal gossip accept George is the child of will and Catherine

Will never happen.  Can´t accept something we do not feel, or see, to be the truth, especially when he looks like neither one of them.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: PaulaB on August 04, 2014, 03:19:49 pm
So even if they showed her giving birth you would not believe it?


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: YooperModerator on August 04, 2014, 03:44:14 pm
Off topic and personal provocation.  And, PaulaB, this is your first warning because you threw the first punch and provoked it.  This thread isn't even close to being about the surrogacy issue.  YM


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: AnaBolena on August 04, 2014, 04:58:08 pm
On disembarking from a plane in Belgium Kate's dress catches in the sweet blooms of the soft gentle breezes and once again reporters are greeted by her privates minus any g-string.  It has been stated by rumours that Kate appeared to be a male with the genitalia of a grown man.  The palace have declined to comment.  :tehe:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Ariel on August 04, 2014, 05:44:15 pm
Kate disembarked from the plane in Belgium with the navy blaser, the blue skinny jeans, the breton top and the blue wedges. absolutely stunning. but she forgot to curl her hair and the paps didn't recognize her.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Val on August 04, 2014, 05:52:14 pm
So even if they showed her giving birth you would not believe it?

How can you make such a sweeping statement for the whole of RG when a large proportion know differently and there most definitely isn't a video of Kate giving birth as she didn't so why ask that?


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on August 04, 2014, 05:56:25 pm
It is revealed that William did not spend any time at the flying ambulance center. He was off watching sports and most of the time he was vacationing.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on August 30, 2014, 12:06:45 am
Harry and Pippa go to Uncle Gary's home for dinner and Gary assures the world that Harry will be his new nephew and very soon. "They will have beautiful babies," predicts Gary.

William and Kate are not nor ever have been at Balmoral. They left George with nannies and took a "sexy" trip to the $10,000 a night suite at Mustique. "They are trying to make another baby, a sibling for George, " says an unnamed source.

Insider sources says the Queen wants william to be a great royal so she's giving him and Kate another 5 years to laze around and is building them a new palatial estate they can escape to and be normal.





Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on August 31, 2014, 08:36:42 pm
William and Kate seen snogging at local movie house--yes they are just like ordinary people.

"They looked so ordinary in their jeans I could not believe it when someone whispered it was William and Kate," said Patricia Smythe of London. She and her boyfriend  who went to see Malificent at  local theatre sat a few rows down and Ms Smythe commented. "They were so much in love they were kissing and hugging and giggling throughout the movie. I doubt they knew what it was about." Kate cuddled with William while he stroked her glossy shiny hair which looked like it was just washed.

Young parents David and Martha Jones commented--they are just like us, we have to grab any moment that we can to leave our baby. I can so identify with them." the couple reported.

Now the Royal Family has a young couple we all can relate to!


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: cate1949 on August 31, 2014, 09:29:59 pm
 lmao


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Magnolia on September 01, 2014, 12:22:58 am
_________________________________________________________
"Catherine the Great Falls"
The beautiful so stylish perfect Duchess fainted after having a huge row with the Queen and Camilla ganging up on her.We don't know all the details yet stay tune.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Bella on September 02, 2014, 05:32:34 am
I can't wait to hear this one..guess it was something she didn't think they knew about. I can imagine she called Big willy to rescue her..lol


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Akasha 85 on September 09, 2014, 12:55:22 pm
I'm in a Evil mood today so... :devil:

Duchess Rushed Into Hospital!!

We just heard that the pregnant Duchess of Lame...err Camebridge  was rushed into ER of st Foolshospital after falling down a flight of stairs!
Apparently she fell after a spell of dizziness, an anonymous friend says: "It was horrible! One moment she was talking about how thrilled she was to be pregnant again, but when we went down to the kitchen for some tea at the stairs she suddenly swayed, she tried to grasp the reeling but missed it, I couldn't grab her in time and she just collapsed and tumbled down the stairs and slammed with her head on to the marble ground, there was blood and I feared for a moment she was death, I immediately called an ambulance! It was just awful and very scary"
Doctors at st Fool's did an emergency surgery to relieve pressure on her brain after tests showed head trauma and cranial swelling.
They put her into an artificial coma to stabilise her body but unfortunately were unable to prevent the miscarriage of the foetus she was carrying.
"We did everything we could to save her highness, she is stable at the moment but it remains unclear when or if she will recover consciousness. It is now in God's hands." A doctor from st Fools said.
William who was on an official visit when he heard the terrible news rushed to the hospital as fast as he could, and remains fixed in vigil at her bedside.

editors note: no official comment from the palace was available when this went into print.

 kisss


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on October 06, 2014, 12:01:48 am
The media starts fishing around her association with Emma Sayle and finds out how Kate was funding her leisurely lifestyle.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: starsailor on October 06, 2014, 11:03:02 am
^
That's what I also suspect. As we know, she was part of a female crew and 'entertained' wealthy men there. It's been confirmed that she also hooked up with one of them (the DM reported). And then there is Emma and the adventures at her club...  :easter-sly:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: MelissaRose on October 06, 2014, 11:21:41 am
I'm not normally one for *lowlife*-shaming but a lot of what Waity has done in her personal life makes her sound like an unpaid *pavement walker*. And Carole her pimp. :ick:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on October 07, 2014, 12:32:30 am
william wants to be a hands on father and announces he's taking off two transitional years off." I want my children to have happy childhoods and I don't want work to get in the way," says William.

William and Kate decide to please their fans by issuing another picture of George at Christmas. "It's their present to the public," says their spokesperson.

William and Kate sue for unauthorized photos taken of Lupo.

Harry's charity appearance is overshadowed by news of release of Cressida's provocative Playboy Magazine pictures.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Alexandrine on October 07, 2014, 01:02:02 am
^ yours are hilarious!


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: LadyLaura on October 07, 2014, 01:09:28 am
^^ :laugh:

too funny


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Snowpea on October 07, 2014, 01:36:24 am
Georgie tosses hissy fit at twins' christening, flops on back like upturned turtle. Even Nanny cannot control him. Wasty flips her hair.

Willy sues media for not allowing him to be a proper Dad.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: empirestate on October 07, 2014, 02:50:18 am
^ "It's YOUR fault I can't be a proper dad!" William fumes while on vacation away from son.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Corbie on October 17, 2014, 02:43:52 am
On a more serious note, it is coming SOON and it will be HUGE.

It will make the War of the Wales look like a picnic.  This is 2 narcissistic
Drama Queens who are defending their perceived entitlements (with a chorus
Of syncophants enabling their craziest notions).  No built in double checks or
Impulse control from any direction to save them from their fantasies.





Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on October 17, 2014, 02:57:11 am
William demands a transitional year from his arduous ambulance flying

William whines that his children don't understand him. William raves:  They are SOOOO demanding of me. I need a gap year from them. The baby always has to be changed. Some nerve. Good thing there are people around to change the baby.

William on one of his rare royal appearances confesses how Kate's throwing up "disgusts" him.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: CathyJane on October 17, 2014, 03:07:32 am
It's discovered that Ma carried George while using Pips eggs and Upchuck's sperm.  8)


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: KGap on October 17, 2014, 04:46:47 am
Kate's fake bump collapses during a brf event... Oh wait.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Mandosiel on October 17, 2014, 06:18:03 am
^ :laugh:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on October 17, 2014, 06:41:01 am
William demands a transitional year from his arduous ambulance flying

William whines that his children don't understand him. William raves:  They are SOOOO demanding of me. I need a gap year from them. The baby always has to be changed. Some nerve. Good thing there are people around to change the baby.

Just like a teen daddy; views the kid as an annoyance he has a duty to.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Ariel on October 17, 2014, 10:32:32 pm
William asked for a divorce, and Kate ran to Ma Mid for help. she told her to publicly announce a pregnancy. 


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on October 17, 2014, 11:12:26 pm
I think that is it; William began to proceed for a divorce, thought Kate would agree, agreed to do the appearance, but Kate pulled the pregnancy card.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Mandosiel on October 18, 2014, 12:56:33 am
Now if she "loses the baby" it's William's fault for stressing her with talk of divorce and he'll be eaten alive by the press.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on October 18, 2014, 02:04:57 am
Or, she tries to find someone to blame for the 'miscarriage' of her 'pregnancy' and creates a ruckus; scapegoat fights back and demands full disclosure of her medical records.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on October 18, 2014, 02:32:50 am
William is photographed in a pub. The next day he sends a rant to the press about how his privacy was invaded. "There will be consequences."


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Mandosiel on October 18, 2014, 02:37:53 am
^That's almost prophetic in its accuracy of possibility.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: HRH Tiana of NOLA on October 18, 2014, 03:10:50 am
Kate's fake bump collapses during a brf event... Oh wait.

The amount of shade in this post could eclipse a thousand suns.  :June:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on October 18, 2014, 03:49:17 am
William gets annoyed when his "mates" in the ambulance corps don't bow to him. He quits in disgust and decides to take another transitional year to get over the humiliation and the trauma.



Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Mandosiel on October 18, 2014, 04:04:37 am
William decides to take a transitional millennia to get over the trauma of having to comment to the odious plebs and horrid media  about how happy he is to become a father again.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Ariel on October 18, 2014, 03:10:13 pm
the press finally snaps and complains to the supreme court that William is constantly claiming that is privacy was invaded while his wife or his son with the nanny were on the streets on London. the press demands from William to show that the streets of London are his private property before making any further allegations about his privacy. as a response William gets a gap year to figure out what the press were trying to tell him.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: AnaBolena on October 18, 2014, 09:35:10 pm
^ Ariel lololol  :thumbsup: :tehe: :laugh: :P :tehe:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on October 19, 2014, 12:38:31 am
Will decides to take another gap year to be a good husband and father and see George through the painful process of potty training.

The Queen gifts Will and Kate a dream home in Mustique to give them privacy


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on October 26, 2014, 01:28:44 am
The Queen puts on a brave face as she learns the names of Kate and William's twins:


The boy: Gary Michael Middleton

The Girl: Peaches Carole Madison


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on October 26, 2014, 01:36:30 am
Kate has a 'miscarriage' and blames someone for it; that someone in question pushes back.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: MelissaRose on October 26, 2014, 01:48:38 pm
The Queen puts on a brave face as she learns the names of Kate and William's twins:


The boy: Gary Michael Middleton

The Girl: Peaches Carole Madison

 :laugh:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Snowpea on October 31, 2014, 11:55:01 am
Georgie boy goes treat or treating as Carole. Several young children around Buckleberry run for the hills.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Snowdrop on October 31, 2014, 01:50:39 pm
It is Halloween right?  Don't look outside after dark - you might just see carol with an "e" fly past on her broomstick
http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww173/prestonjjrtr/Halloween/Witch-home--56835.gif


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Val on October 31, 2014, 10:39:15 pm
LOL - almost guaranteed!!!   Perhaps cupcake on the back in a witches frock too!


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Snowdrop on November 01, 2014, 10:16:30 am
^Plese stop Val - enough - my breakfast nearly returned :hi:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: MelissaRose on November 01, 2014, 12:40:27 pm
LOL - almost guaranteed!!!   Perhaps cupcake on the back in a witches frock too!

 :laugh:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on November 01, 2014, 02:41:09 pm
The royal couple take two babymoons--one for George and one for the expected baby.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: empirestate on November 01, 2014, 05:56:40 pm
Upon realizing that George can not watch over the new baby, the couple take a three month sabbatical from their work to come to terms with their son's failure as a human being.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Snowpea on November 01, 2014, 11:54:51 pm
I'm thinking there is going to be some photog scandal with Bruiser Georgie left with the nanny while Willy and Kate are in New York. Totally Middledoom driven of course, and of course, the poor parents will get nothing but tea and sympathy from the New York, er, U.S. media.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: deGuernsey on November 02, 2014, 04:37:20 am
We learn BG is the bio child of PW and a brown eyed woman who is not from Eastern Europe after all but may be part or half Eastern European.  KM tries to adopt BG to make him "legally" her child.  BG grows up looking more and more like PW and his bio mum.  That may be why very few photos are released of the sprog.  The name of bio mum is found out with bio mum getting custody of BG - perhaps shares custody with PW but with legal restraints.  Public learns who knew what and when and who did what to whom... PW finally freed of his misery... and so is everyone else...



Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Mandosiel on November 02, 2014, 04:52:37 am
^From your lips to God's ears.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: deGuernsey on November 02, 2014, 04:55:10 am
And from God's right hand to QEII's (and others) arse!   :tehe:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: gingerboy24 on November 02, 2014, 10:29:00 am
Gossip, rumour and speculation confirmed and we find out that sprog is indeed the bio child of ma and pa medd. What a hoot that would be, fester said there would be a medd wing at BP  lol


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Val on November 02, 2014, 02:17:40 pm
All of the above the RF's worst nightmare!


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: archduchess on November 02, 2014, 06:37:37 pm
Gossip, rumour and speculation confirmed and we find out that sprog is indeed the bio child of ma and pa medd. What a hoot that would be, fester said there would be a medd wing at BP  lol

To be honest after George was born Ma Midd looked like she had just given birth to a baby..
Usually she is very good at shape for her age so when I saw her leaving the hospital my first thought was "wow..did she gave birth as well?"
http://www.tntmagazine.com/media/News/UK_News_2012/kate_middletons_parents_hospital_royal_baby.jpg (http://www.tntmagazine.com/media/News/UK_News_2012/kate_middletons_parents_hospital_royal_baby.jpg)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cjmQg2u6KbA/Ue-lD9g9AwI/AAAAAAABRiM/J_OEoM3kiWM/s1600/33.jpg (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cjmQg2u6KbA/Ue-lD9g9AwI/AAAAAAABRiM/J_OEoM3kiWM/s1600/33.jpg)
http://cdn3.gossipcenter.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/115x151/images/m/middletons-072313-%20(3).jpg (http://cdn3.gossipcenter.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/115x151/images/m/middletons-072313-%20(3).jpg)
http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/bg/Carole+Michael+Middleton+visit+their+New+Royal+ZwO0v83a-ODl.jpg (http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/bg/Carole+Michael+Middleton+visit+their+New+Royal+ZwO0v83a-ODl.jpg)
http://i.azcentral.com/commphotos/view/706002.jpg (http://i.azcentral.com/commphotos/view/706002.jpg)
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSINfi1AAezLdnYVX5aEal3EtGnXDLCv1y-M6gvzDRrXGjWwPaeYg (https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSINfi1AAezLdnYVX5aEal3EtGnXDLCv1y-M6gvzDRrXGjWwPaeYg)


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Mandosiel on November 02, 2014, 06:54:56 pm
Her tummy did seem unusually rounded during that time. :sly:
http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2013623/rs_634x1024-130723073333-634.CaroleMiddleton.MichaelMiddleton.JC.jpg (http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2013623/rs_634x1024-130723073333-634.CaroleMiddleton.MichaelMiddleton.JC.jpg)

Especially when she usually looks like this:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/22/article-0-15262A65000005DC-303_634x928.jpg (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/22/article-0-15262A65000005DC-303_634x928.jpg)

Not the first time a mother has carried the child for her daughter. They'd just have to write her down as Catherine Middleton instead of Carole Middleton on the hospital papers, or she'd given birth a few days before and the whole Lindo thing was a show to put people off. People who knew Carole did say she carried quite small and did not look pregnant until the very end.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: archduchess on November 02, 2014, 07:02:53 pm
There's a rumour that George was born on June 4.

Would it be possible for a 5-something woman to carry a child?
Some years ago a 64-year old German gave birth to a baby. But I guess it's extremely rare..

@Mods: sorry for Off Topic  :sorry:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Mandosiel on November 02, 2014, 07:10:15 pm
Let's take this to the surrogacy thread archduchess.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on November 03, 2014, 02:01:46 am
Uncle Gary is announced as a godfather of Kate and William's second child.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: CathyJane on November 04, 2014, 02:55:38 am
OMG please no!!


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on November 15, 2014, 12:12:12 am
(A few years from now) Eighteen Year old Prince George pens a book: My Life is Hell writing about how as a young kid he was teased in school by his classmates because his father put him down in public.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Val on January 03, 2015, 08:53:44 am
Prince Andrew joins the meds in Mustique to hide from the current scanda!   Ma tuts, clucks and commiserates then extracts all the information she can (to use later) using the same alleged MO she did with dumb Willy.  Might be a little more difficult as staff say he detests the Middletons but who knows - when the chips are down?!


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Snowdrop on January 03, 2015, 01:52:59 pm
Well you never know Val - maybe he and ma will "hook up" ??!!


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: theduchess on January 03, 2015, 02:31:20 pm
I was on the beach today and thought if the press are starting to turn against Will and Kate then perhaps the next big scandal will be either Wills fancy piece on the side revealed or an insider revealing all...


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: KGap on January 04, 2015, 05:40:40 am
Wills and waity take off for mustique after the reveal of lackluster engagement numbers.



Oh wait, apologies, that's not a scandal. It's a normal January.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: starsailor on January 04, 2015, 05:05:58 pm
I suspect that they will sacrifice Waity. By distracting the press with Waity's scandals, they would have plenty of time in order to fix the situation with Andy. She doesn't bring anything to the table, hence throwing her out wouldn't be a surprise. Since Andy is a 'real member' of the rf, they are going to protect him. Even if it would mean to sacrifice someone else.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: YooperModerator on January 04, 2015, 07:08:10 pm
Alex?  There are a lot of off topic posts here that belong on Andrew's thread.  Kindly move.  Thank you. For others?  Off topic. 


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on January 05, 2015, 12:20:26 am
Pippa and Harry go out on the town. Carole tells a friend "we have hopes."

william is quoted as saying George is a "pest" and now bath time will be doubly painful with the new arrival.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Alexandrine on January 05, 2015, 11:38:50 pm
Keep talking about Andrew's scandal here http://royalgossip.forumprofi.de/index.php/topic,1070.0.html



Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: MelissaRose on January 05, 2015, 11:49:02 pm
Pippa and Harry go out on the town. Carole tells a friend "we have hopes."

william is quoted as saying George is a "pest" and now bath time will be doubly painful with the new arrival.

Carole has friends?



Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on January 06, 2015, 01:58:15 am
William needs to sort things out since he is getting burnout from taking all those tests. He announces an indefinite Leave of Absence from doing anything

George has a full blown tantrum during a photo op with Mom, Dad, and Lupo. He screams I don't WANT TO!


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on January 06, 2015, 02:35:11 am
William goes stark raving nuts during an official reception or engagement and he's committed. He proceeds to be declared incompetent.

His father and courtiers go to town on the Middletons.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: india on January 06, 2015, 10:38:25 am
I like that one.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: KGap on January 06, 2015, 03:17:17 pm
That's the dangerous thing about William. He hides his true self well while in public. It's the pesky press and former insiders that reveal the real William.

If you are a nightmare, the help won't be afraid to publicly admit it.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: archduchess on January 06, 2015, 05:07:19 pm
Kate's birthday is in January, isn't it?
I predict the next scandal is going to be Kate is seen out and about with the Midd-Clan and Wills on her birthday and there will be photos of her drinking (what looks like) alcohol.
Woudn't be the first time, right? During the New York trip she was seen sipping "water" from a champagne glass


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Val on January 06, 2015, 06:54:36 pm
Ma's 60th I think at the end of the month too.  She is said to love having a 'knees up' - its in her blood.   Probably all on Mustique as usual.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: india on January 06, 2015, 09:18:50 pm
The next scandal will be after Prince Perv Andy's paedophilic behavior is fully exposed we will get the full scoop on all things Middleton: the Potato Head's 2 fake pregnancies, the exact details of The Crone's power over dumbass Willy, Party Pieces money laundering for UG or whomever, Creepy Silent Mike's real relationship with the RF and all about Kate' sexapades with Killing Kittens etc. After all of this comes out, everybody will say " Prince Andrew who?"  All will be forgotten about his sleaze.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Stephie on January 07, 2015, 12:06:40 pm
Waity getting too brazen and the Midd camp using media to attack the Queen? http://www.ibtimes.com/kate-middletons-feud-queen-elizabeth-allegedly-erupts-after-christmas-diss-weight-1774868


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: gingerboy24 on January 07, 2015, 01:56:27 pm
Well, pretty daft thing to do dissing HM like tht, in several articles at once.  It shows, in my opinion, just how hoopping made the medds were not to be included in the royal Christmas  -  and why should they be, they are not royal, far from it.  Don´t believe for one minute HM invited them to tea and a pheasant shoot on Boxing day  - this para very revealing:

Despite reportedly not letting the Middletons stay at her abode for Christmas, the tabloid claims that the queen did “begrudgingly” invite Kate’s family to visit on Boxing Day. The families reportedly came together for tea and a pheasant hunt.

Those few words tell you everything you want to know  -  no Boxing Day visit or pheasant shoot.

Also, did we not see in the DM that the medds plus wimpo went shooting on the Saturday,  the day after Boxing Day, with no mention of any other royals being present, and no photos anywhere so far of the event.

No, reeks of ma behind this.  Not getting their own way at all with the royals and not liking it, so let us try and push them into a corner and make them look bad.

The whole thing is so transparent it is untrue.  If this is how they operate then it shows just what limited intelligence they have, because this plan is very flawed.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Mandosiel on January 07, 2015, 02:22:53 pm
Not to mention. Can't wait to see the day when the palace comes down on them like a boot on an ant and grinding them into dust once and for all!


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on January 07, 2015, 06:01:32 pm
William raises money to help endangered wildlife by inviting people with deep pockets to a hunting weekend at Sandringham.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Mandosiel on January 07, 2015, 06:27:18 pm
:laugh: Logic behind that is so stupid it makes me laugh.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: AlisVolatPropriis on January 09, 2015, 02:39:13 pm
Baby #2 will be born mixed race, Kate will try and pass it off as every 5th generation children are born with a darker skin tone, the Public will be pissed, the rf will use it to their advantage. Adios Dolittle


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: gingerboy24 on January 09, 2015, 03:50:04 pm
We wish, but wouldn´t it be lovely.  Street parties all round, and no toot from party pieces.  lol


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Stephie on January 10, 2015, 10:06:49 am
^^ Oh, haven't you heard? Willy IS mixed race! According to the press, he has Indian heritage from Diana's side. That will explain it. :oooh: :William::oooh:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: gingerboy24 on January 10, 2015, 12:03:19 pm
Ah yes, of course, shame he can´t pass it along though.  :tehe:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on January 10, 2015, 11:39:41 pm
Tired of waiting for the ambulance job to open and not wanting to move up to full time royal duties. William accepts an offer from Daddy Middleton to be assistant manager at Party Pieces. Could it be that the cupcake  pictured in their website is taken by ...William himself!


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Snowpea on January 11, 2015, 09:40:18 pm
Something about one of Katie's old pals and Prince Andrew - some association.



Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on January 21, 2015, 02:43:07 am
Cressida gets to play herself in a new film "the Prince and I"--A casting call for Prince Harry is going on--actors from George Clooney to Brad Pitt to Bradley Cooper are fighting over this plum role. The story focuses on the bittersweet love story where Cress chooses Career over Marriage and decides to break up with him.There is a heart wrenching scene where harry begs Cress to stay with him. Wes Craven and Stephen Spielberg are all agog over the New Find Cressida who is touted as a combination of Meryl Streep, Greta Garbo, and Lindsey Lohan.. Angelina Jolie worries since Brad seems intrigued by Cressida. " WHo else could do justice to the role, but Cressida herself." there is Oscar buzz.

Kate is overheard complaining about having to visit more little children

William is on a gap year and has demanding tests that he wants to wait to take in  a few months. In a rare public appearance William jokes about the "pain" that having a toddler and infant in the house will bring. He laughs, "I'm stocking up on earplugs and aspirin."


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Little light on January 25, 2015, 02:07:01 am
Kate is photographed in Mustique without her foam belly.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on January 25, 2015, 02:20:13 am
William flunks his pilot's tests but starts his job with the ambulance corps anyway


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: HRH Tiana of NOLA on January 25, 2015, 05:16:47 am
^^ Fingers crossed!


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Rebecca on January 26, 2015, 08:32:34 pm
^^^Im sure that would be too much to hope for, but who knows, she might knowing that the paps could be counted on to Photoshop on a bump.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Alexandrine on January 26, 2015, 08:59:05 pm
Cressida gets to play herself in a new film "the Prince and I"--A casting call for Prince Harry is going on--actors from George Clooney to Brad Pitt to Bradley Cooper are fighting over this plum role. The story focuses on the bittersweet love story where Cress chooses Career over Marriage and decides to break up with him.There is a heart wrenching scene where harry begs Cress to stay with him. Wes Craven and Stephen Spielberg are all agog over the New Find Cressida who is touted as a combination of Meryl Streep, Greta Garbo, and Lindsey Lohan.. Angelina Jolie worries since Brad seems intrigued by Cressida. " WHo else could do justice to the role, but Cressida herself." there is Oscar buzz.

Kate is overheard complaining about having to visit more little children

William is on a gap year and has demanding tests that he wants to wait to take in  a few months. In a rare public appearance William jokes about the "pain" that having a toddler and infant in the house will bring. He laughs, "I'm stocking up on earplugs and aspirin."

I see the third one really happening...


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: AlisVolatPropriis on February 09, 2015, 12:33:52 am
There are three surrogates, they go with whichever baby is born first. The other two surrogates later claim that Willy had an affair with each of them and have a child to prove it. It probably wouldn't happen, but wouldn't that be something?  :tehe:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: cate1949 on February 09, 2015, 02:10:36 am
Andrew is inspired by Bruce Jenner to undergo a sex change operation and finally admit he has always thought he was a woman.  Fergie goes on the Today show to say she will stand by her man - er - woman


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Countess of Holland on February 09, 2015, 07:29:23 am
The Queen decides she has enough of all the surrogates and Buckingham Palace announces (without informing the Middleton...taste of their own medicin) that Kate was delivered from a stillborn son. Carole doesn't take it and produces the surrogate-born daughter.

MP's are in a frenzy and demand DNA-testing on both the baby and George. The truth comes out; they are the biological children of the surrogate mother and James Middleton (since the Middletons want Middleton-blood on the throne, no matter what).

UKIP demands a referendum and gets one...monarchy or republic. With an overwhelming majority the UK public opt for a republic (better being lied to by a guy/ girl you can replace every couple of years after all) and the Windsors fade in oblivion. Willy finally gets to be normal on a council estate since his inheritance is being taxed all of a sudden and Kate is lousy at budgetting so she burns through it in a matter of months.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Stephie on February 09, 2015, 09:39:34 am
^^ :laugh:

A wild scandal idea: Desperate to give infertile Waity an heir and be closer to the throne herself, it is revealed by sources who wish to remain anonymous, that Carole donated eggs herself and is in fact, raising her own biological child, Waity's bio brother, Prince George. Willy has never risen to his royal duties properly, in public or private, and as such, Charles stepped in and is the biological father. :ick: :shy:

As a result, Baby George shall be pardoned from his royal position and free to live the "normal" yet privileged life Willy always dreamed of. He will grow up to be best friends with his uncle, Harry, the most normal and admired of the royal bunch. The Cambridge marriage will be damaged beyond repair from the scandal.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: gingerboy24 on February 09, 2015, 09:49:24 am
Sometimes, many a work spoken in jest, as they say. Who knows.  It will all come out one day, too viral world wide and people have loose lips eventually.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Rebecca on February 09, 2015, 05:58:02 pm
Andrew is inspired by Bruce Jenner to undergo a sex change operation and finally admit he has always thought he was a woman.  Fergie goes on the Today show to say she will stand by her man - er - woman

Loved this one!! Hilarious! :laugh:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: CathyJane on February 09, 2015, 09:45:59 pm
The Queen decides she has enough of all the surrogates and Buckingham Palace announces (without informing the Middleton...taste of their own medicin) that Kate was delivered from a stillborn son. Carole doesn't take it and produces the surrogate-born daughter.

MP's are in a frenzy and demand DNA-testing on both the baby and George. The truth comes out; they are the biological children of the surrogate mother and James Middleton (since the Middletons want Middleton-blood on the throne, no matter what).

UKIP demands a referendum and gets one...monarchy or republic. With an overwhelming majority the UK public opt for a republic (better being lied to by a guy/ girl you can replace every couple of years after all) and the Windsors fade in oblivion. Willy finally gets to be normal on a council estate since his inheritance is being taxed all of a sudden and Kate is lousy at budgetting so she burns through it in a matter of months.

Oh I love this one!!  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on February 13, 2015, 06:47:22 pm
The Queen finally decides to tell her lazy grandson William to do some appearance. But she can't find him anywhere. Rumor is he's hiding someplace at an estate incognito going hunting and partying with his buddies.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Ariel on February 13, 2015, 07:23:53 pm
but when she hears that he's allegedly hiding with his buddies she asks: what buddies? and that's how she knows he's lying and is probably home


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Corbie on February 20, 2015, 08:50:58 pm
Pippa and Lady Colin Campbell write a book about royal in-law.

They get James to put the title on a marshmallow and photograph it for the cover.

Camilla is seen reading it.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: CathyJane on February 20, 2015, 09:36:47 pm
 :tehe: :tehe: :tehe: :tehe:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Snowpea on February 22, 2015, 12:05:01 am
Snowpea will get no justice.  :spy:  :there:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on February 22, 2015, 12:24:49 am
New scandal:

Kate gets caught leaking to the press and the British press feasts on this for years, making the BRF look like hypocrites, but also shatters William's carefully constructed reality about Kate's innocence of press meddling. The break also causes other unresolved issues and frustrations William has towards Kate. He ends up calling a divorce lawyer and Kate, on one of her infrequent sojourns back to KP, comes back and discovers that security has been instructed to supervise her movements throughout her apartments and she comes into her room and sees her suitcases neatly packed and a divorce decree being held in the hands of a courtier who is determinedly concealing his unbounded joy. She refuses to cooperate and so ends up kicked back to Berkshire and the Palace announces a separation, soon to be followed by a divorce. Kate tries to get back with her mother's help, but the courtiers and Charles handle this while William is carefully kept in a white painted room with his rattle and blankie and George's toys. Kate has no choice but to agree since she is cut off financially and she ends up getting disowned by her family, so she can't afford a good lawyer to negotiate on her behalf. A courtier stalks and breaks the legs of Anthony Julius to prevent any chance of history repeating itself.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on March 13, 2015, 01:31:58 am
Charles gets carried away  on live television rhapsodizing over Camilla he goes on and on about the "fun" times where they hid out in the safe houses. And the time Camilla hid under the bed when Diana walked in and when Charles ducked into a closet when APB unexpectedly showed up. Remember the FUN times. And the time when they heard APB returning home unexpectedly, Charles had to jump out of a window in his underwear while Camilla tossed his clothes out the window at him. Camilla joining him in the interviews cackles Yes, those were the days.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Rosella on March 13, 2015, 02:08:08 am
^^At least that would be more interesting and fun than Charles rattling on about what a sterling job Camilla is doing in her royal duties and in supporting and encouraging HIM. Yes, well we know that's the most important thing! The suggestion that Camilla is charismatic, please, gimme a break!


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Snowpea on March 13, 2015, 11:29:39 am
Charles gets carried away  on live television rhapsodizing over Camilla he goes on and on about the "fun" times where they hid out in the safe houses. And the time Camilla hid under the bed when Diana walked in and when Charles ducked into a closet when APB unexpectedly showed up. Remember the FUN times. And the time when they heard APB returning home unexpectedly, Charles had to jump out of a window in his underwear while Camilla tossed his clothes out the window at him. Camilla joining him in the interviews cackles Yes, those were the days.

And Diana ringing up the paparazzi any chance she got, and playing the eternal victim. Oh, and jetting off with rich celebrity after rich celebrity. They all were part of the game.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on March 13, 2015, 02:40:02 pm
Darling Camilla rung up the press for 10 years to undermine Diana. Maybe if the troublemaker had stayed away, Diana would not have learned from the manipulator.

Charles  looks like a darn fool and his whitewashing spin is an embarrassment. He needs just to not spout about his personal life for very obvious reasons. It's not scandalous but embarrassing IMO.

Does he even mention his children and grandson in the interview. Just curious The scandal is how he is not aiming to prepare his own heir for his future duties. Camilla is a consort but William will be King one day.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: FutureDuchessofSussex2015 on May 14, 2015, 06:42:36 am
Harry gets married to a Canadian woman. Kate and William are thrilled for him and W is best man. Kate and Harry flirt at the wedding and separation is announced between her and W followed by divorce. Kate gets a major payout that even taxpayers can't pay. :lols: :akasha: :William: :James:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: AlisVolatPropriis on May 14, 2015, 04:29:17 pm
Wills decides to abdicate, Kate unwillingly "supports" him in the beginning but starts to lose her mind when she stops getting invitations to mingle with celebrities. She throws a fit, goes to a bar, and gets drunk while talking to an undercover reporter with a hidden camera and admits things about the "pregnancies" and is ultimately tossed out on her *butt* with nothing but her hair extensions.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: HRH Tiana of NOLA on May 16, 2015, 01:53:34 am
^Fingers crossed on this one.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on May 16, 2015, 02:14:34 am
The day after Willliam great husband and father article appears in People Magazine, it is reported that William was away for a ten day hunting expedition and away from the family during the Paternity Leave.

William admires the way Cressida has gotten involved in Theatre so he takes a gap year from his gap year to try his hand at acting

During a rare public appearance William said he craves time alone away from his children


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: One of the Peasants on May 16, 2015, 03:08:04 am
Can I have "Bill gets caught hanging out with Emma S. (you know who), during his paternity leave, has his PR guy say that he was just going over to there meeting place to pick up some baby gifts but accidently drops a VIP invitation to a small, exclusive gathering, just as he spies a Fleet Street pap, sees an opportunity to stick it to Cathy who he now realizes views him as a meal ticket.  Bill goes on Panarama and claims there were "three of us" in this marriage (only this time he blames Carole's meddling), Carole releases numerous, very embarrassing videos of Bill and photos of cheese sandwiches, Bill retaliates by kicking the 'dooms out of their cauldron err, manor house, more to follow, News at 5."  for $1000????  Yes I really do have such a low opinion of these people.   :dontknow:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: YooperModerator on May 16, 2015, 03:46:56 am
After a party at Shadow Hall (love that moniker) thrown by James and Pippa, a male body is found floating in the swimming pool.  James has no recollection of the night before but after the autopsy, they find a hair extension lodged in the throat and an indent in the back of the head that bears a striking resemblance to a fallen roof tile.  William had been spending time with his grandmother as proven by cameras and security personnel but the entire Middleton Family were in attendance and apparently the only guests because they have no friends to invite.  The male body turns out to be none other than the head accountant at Party Pieces. 


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: HRH Tiana of NOLA on May 16, 2015, 03:48:52 am
^I think the dent in the back of the head matches those awful bronzed replicas of George's feet that Pips had made for Waity.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on June 02, 2015, 01:18:52 am
William in a candid moment says he's going to use the $60,000 ambulance flying salary to use for a Mustique Vacation.



Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Creepy on July 04, 2015, 12:31:56 am
Pippa and James sign up for a reality show in the US.
Many members of the royal family have recurring thoughts about hanging themselves.

Waity announces she is expecting sprog number three with a toast right before some referendum or election that may affect the RF negatively and beleives herself to be their saviour. This third time around she forgets not only her panties but to attach the foam bump properly and it falls to the floor while she is attending trooping of color. Never so many jaws will drop at the same time. The UK will get the Guiness Record for that and for  their naivity regarding her pregnancies. William will try to pull the "we were separated most of the time and I never knew. Nobody will buy it, but they will let him go if he does so discretely and moves to some freezing  unpopulateed place in Argentina.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: One of the Peasants on July 04, 2015, 03:36:02 am
Bill goes the way of Bruce and become Courtney and every one blames the Cauldron Stirrer.   :dontknow:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on July 04, 2015, 04:49:29 pm
The cameras capture Camilla and Carole having a full blown argument at Wimbledon.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Snowpea on July 04, 2015, 06:15:43 pm
Team Camilla!  :bat:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: HRH Tiana of NOLA on July 05, 2015, 12:31:33 am
^^Yes, yes and more YES!


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on July 05, 2015, 12:49:51 am
When William does not report to ambulance duty, he admits he changed his mind and is taking a year to think about his future. First up, a trip to Mustique to find himself.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: One of the Peasants on July 05, 2015, 02:09:13 am
^
Sandy, change the Mustique to Kenya and we might start seeing those priceless "Bill's Camilla"  headlines  :tehe: :tehe:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Snowpea on July 05, 2015, 11:02:44 pm
^^Yes, yes and more YES!

Wasty has an org%$m thinking about herself.  :sorry: Billy looks puzzled because SHE WHO CANNOT BE NAMED never did.  :James:  :stop:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on July 08, 2015, 02:13:21 am
the housekeeper of William and Kate's  writes of the "pure hell" of working for them in her new tell all best seller sure to be banned in the UK. "this makes the Housekeeper's Diary sound innocent," someone who got a first look at the book reported.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Diaphenous on July 08, 2015, 11:25:03 am
Nanny Maria gets the children to a safe haven and then does a Mrs Rochester on Anmer Hall!!!    :cookie:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: CathyJane on July 09, 2015, 03:15:22 am
Pips and mallow boy get fed up with Waity getting all the attention and goodies and write a tell-all book with Kitty Kelley.  :P


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: HRH Tiana of NOLA on July 09, 2015, 04:13:15 am
Mike finally says F it, leaves the manor and checks into the local La Quinta. Barbara Walters comes out of retirement to conduct the live one hour exclusive where he gives us all the dirt on Uncle Gary, Carol's puppet master ways, and how the whole thing is a sham.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on July 09, 2015, 03:05:48 pm
It comes out that the Queen is asking William to apologize for the lame joke about having to catch the underground train and jumping up like a crazed rabbit. It also comes out that William stamped his feet and refused to apologize. Why should I he hissed


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: gingerboy24 on July 09, 2015, 03:55:46 pm
Would about sum up bill medd, and Sophie Wessex on this occasion, laughing and guffawing at bill medd making an utter fool of himself.  Make her take the tube, bus or train, see how she likes it.  Expected more of her of all people.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Diaphenous on July 10, 2015, 12:18:38 am
Compromising photos taken of Pa Middleton at one of Waity's friend's sex parties and sent to the press.  Pity the News of the World died in the UK.  For our American friends and everyone outside the UK, it was the newspaper that used to expose all the scandalous behaviour of royalty, celebrities etc. 


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on May 16, 2016, 04:56:32 am
I think WK have made a new scandal, working with a charity about mental health and also with an organization that promotes May as a month centered on masturbation. That is something that no one could guess. They set a new standard every couple of months.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: YooperModerator on May 16, 2016, 10:40:59 am
A likely scandal to erupt, and I don't wish this on anybody, is for somebody to come forward and say that James gave them AIDS, recklessly. 


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Snowpea on May 17, 2016, 01:48:23 am
I think WK have made a new scandal, working with a charity about mental health and also with an organization that promotes May as a month centered on masturbation. That is something that no one could guess. They set a new standard every couple of months.

It's gotten out of hand.  :James:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Whiffy Leaks on May 17, 2016, 03:41:15 pm
I think WK have made a new scandal, working with a charity about mental health and also with an organization that promotes May as a month centered on masturbation. That is something that no one could guess. They set a new standard every couple of months.

Quite appropriate, for that pair of w@nkers.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: india on May 17, 2016, 04:37:31 pm
Yes, quite appropriate, because that is what she has been doing in public for years. YEARS.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: gingerboy24 on May 17, 2016, 05:50:13 pm
^Would not surprise me, her relationship with her crotch and those odd little flat bags all seems very odd, maybe the crotch clutching is for a reason after all,   :nervous:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: india on May 17, 2016, 05:52:24 pm
That's why they have taken on that disgusting new cause.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: gingerboy24 on May 17, 2016, 06:40:20 pm
Yes, must admit it did give me a bit of a jolt the rf being involed with "May, the Masturbation Month"  -  gave me quite a shock  :nervous: bignono  I am not a prude, but that was a step too far for me.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: india on May 17, 2016, 07:25:16 pm
The Bag of Bones has been doing it in front of us for years. Is this unreal or what?


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Joanna on May 17, 2016, 08:29:17 pm
It wouldn't surprise me in the least that WK view this "Masturbation Month" as their take on "being modern, open-minded royals who prove to us time and time again just how in touch they are with the challenges, desires and expectations that normal people have"  :wopedo: What will we have next? WK visit the Red Light District?

On the other hand, considering the RF's story of scandalous sexual behaviour I don't know why I'm still surprised.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on May 18, 2016, 04:03:35 am
Donald Trump becomes President; the combination of his power and big bucks personal fortune sends Kate's man-meter into overdrive and she basically throws herself all over him and basically makes her perving on Prince Harry look like light flirting. Throws death stares at Melania.

OR

Harry gets a new girlfriend and while Kate glowers at the girl in question with open hatred, William starts taking a liking and basically throws himself at her, getting Kate angrier and angrier and angrier. A cat-fight ensues and Kate is carted off to Bedlam and William is locked in a country house.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: kolkomilko on May 18, 2016, 08:19:05 am
^  lol I couldn't have invented a better one.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Little light on May 18, 2016, 09:29:17 pm
There will be a Foreign 'Wiki types' leak of the finances of Party Pieces, showing where their money does not come from.

Then questions will be asked in the foreign press. Legal action will be taken in England and Wales to suppress the leak, but word leaks out via social media about their finances.



Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on May 18, 2016, 10:43:32 pm
*After a long decade, HM pops her clogs and Kate gets her hands on the Duchy money. Kate becomes crazy with it, running around the world spending like mad and basically racking up a huge debt. Then she starts hanging around cosmopolitan men with a full head of hair and becomes Princess Unzip as she embarks on a series of affairs with various younger men and becomes so tarty like Fergie that she becomes the same punchline as Fergie used to be, only Kate has a bigger budget than Fergie did and a more prominent title. She completely ignores Britain and her duteis and continuously gives the British nation and Commonwealth the V-sign and goes about her merry way and William is caught clogging Jecca.

*Given her apparent instability, Kate starts going crazier to the point where it becomes common knowledge and the tabloids start a new sport, watching Kate to see if she's sane during an appearance. Or, the press start to poke at her, trying to agitate her enough to get a reaction out of her.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: india on May 18, 2016, 10:50:36 pm
The next scandal will be that Duke of Dork and his Obscenity of a wife go on an international tour where they perform their very famous simultaneous masturbation act for all the world to see.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on May 18, 2016, 11:26:07 pm
Another nude scandal, this time it'll be either William with Jecca or Kate with another man.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: livylivy on June 10, 2016, 08:38:44 pm
Nude scandal: Harry & Kate together  :shy:

Sorry Harry. :shy:
That would be a good reason to get rid of Waity though


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on June 10, 2016, 08:57:07 pm
If he keeps being flirtatious and plays with fire, I am certain that Kate will climb into bed with him.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: livylivy on June 10, 2016, 09:05:28 pm
Honestly I thought it was Kate flirting with him (  she does flirt with Harry indeed) but I' m starting thinking it might be also Harry.
What I' m sure about is that she' s all over Harry when they share an engagement


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: One of the Peasants on June 11, 2016, 02:16:03 pm
Considering the bed hopping and wife sharing that goes on in the aristocracy, I suspect Bill might not be too bothered if his brother stepped in and  :ick: :ick: :ick: :ick: :ick: :ick: :ick: :ick: :ick: :ick: :ick: :ick:

It could free him up for Jec  lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: livylivy on June 11, 2016, 02:20:18 pm
 :laugh:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: YooperModerator on June 11, 2016, 03:15:38 pm
Maybe Harry's the father of those two kids.  That would place him in a fairly awful situation but also allow for a divorce and eventual King Harry if PW implodes. 


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Mememe on June 11, 2016, 03:27:15 pm

^   Moderator, isn't this talk only allowed on the members board??    :o  :naughty: :tehe:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: YooperModerator on June 11, 2016, 03:28:02 pm
^This is a scandal thread and I never used the "S" word.  We're talkin' sex here.  So, I'm good.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Mandosiel on June 11, 2016, 04:23:21 pm
They look nothing like Harry whatsoever, no way is he the father of the spuds.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: YooperModerator on June 11, 2016, 04:31:31 pm
^Whatever.  This is supposed to be a fun thread. 


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: livylivy on June 11, 2016, 09:06:44 pm
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/06/11/13/35272ADA00000578-3636413-image-a-162_1465649014886.jpg

Harry burning for Kate  :tehe:




Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: windsor2 on June 11, 2016, 09:24:03 pm
Aw, good God no. Even stone dunk and high, Harry wouldn't sleep with Waity. I think that the church, he did that strictly because dumb Wills was ignoring her. The next scandal should be the implosion of the marriage not with an affair but with people around them getting totally fed up catering to their crap and let loose to the media.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: livylivy on June 11, 2016, 09:27:45 pm
I weas kidding, we were joking actually  :hug:
Harry wouldn' t sleep with Waity at all!
Moreover I think, like someone said,  that whoever sat next to him, he would have whispered him/her, he' s a chatty man and was maybe bored and wanted to have a chat IMO. He chat with whoever meet, he loves interacting.

Yet he shouldn' t  have acted like that. Kate neither. Both guilty  :flower:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Val on June 11, 2016, 09:42:09 pm
^^^

Interesting the way both QE and Cam are turning away from the duo and sprogs.  At one point QE made a futile gesture of pointing to the planes but had apparently been 'advised' to show some interest after so many adverse comments regarding their non relationship.   


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on June 11, 2016, 10:20:02 pm
Harry takes a serious interest in a young lady, so Kate starts up trouble, gets caught spreading rumors to the press about the young lady in question.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: livylivy on June 11, 2016, 10:27:39 pm
 :thumbsup:
That' s very very very possible!!!


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: windsor2 on June 11, 2016, 10:30:57 pm
I defanitly see that happening.   :cookie:  I hope for Harry's said that he does find a woman that's a over reproach; that wicked rumors wouldn't work and the press would leave her alone because after the initial interest, she'd be considered boring since all she'll be doing is working and volunteering and not scheming to get the ring.  :cookie:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on June 11, 2016, 10:55:49 pm
Rumors would make headlines and either way, she would be making trouble, along with her rotten family.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Tessofthemiddletons on August 04, 2016, 03:44:41 pm
William has been spending the summer with an unknown blonde while Kate escaped to France to undergo counselling for an ED   :flirt:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Snowpea on August 04, 2016, 04:23:50 pm
Pippa is swallowed up by Loch Ness monster at visit to meal ticket, er fiance's family seat - to deal with the "tragedy", Wills and Wasty go on vacay to Seychelles.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Whiffy Leaks on August 04, 2016, 05:13:58 pm
She comes back with a face that's had seriously botched surgery. She doesn't want to be seen so doesn't work. Nobody can see a difference in her work ethic. She's then seen stalking Ben Ainslie in London whilst gurning at his attempts to avoid her. Due to the gurning nobody can see the botched surgery.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: livylivy on October 06, 2016, 10:50:06 pm
Harry finds a nice girl, pretty, young and hard worker, Harry and the girl get engaged, Kate is desperate and hides herself in Harry' s bed waiting for him. One member of Harry' s staff find Kate, they call the police, the police calls some specialists working in the mental ward of the hospital.
In the meantime someone has leaked, all the journalists are at Harry' s apartments door and manage getting some pics of Kate: she' s upset, nearly bald ( she lost her extensions in the bed ) with no make up  :nervous: .
Then Kate is locked somewhere, with no ring nor extensions, waiting for the divorce papers by Will who has decided to break up because way too embarrassed by Kate' s attempt to cheat on him with his brother Harry


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: deGuernsey on October 06, 2016, 11:22:32 pm
PW marries the woman he truly wants to marry and kicks KM to the curb. The BRF get his back and welcomes both with open arms. KM, Uncle Fester and family go to jail. We find out PG and PC are QE IIs bio cousins and not the bio grandchildren. No one in the BRF knew. The bio mum turns out to be the woman PW marries. The woman is also the true love of his life.      Hey, it could happen. :thumbsup: this post can also go in the royal predictions thread. :RUN: :oooh: :interview:  I still say it's Free Willy time again. ..... kisss


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on October 06, 2016, 11:50:20 pm
Kate ticks off the wrong person and damages trade talks, resulting in the loss of thousands of potential jobs.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: india on October 07, 2016, 05:36:10 am
The Evi Witch Potato Head goes into a fanatic hyper drive where she can't stop exposing herself and gets hauled off by the men in the white coats and gets locked up in a mental institution for the rest of her life.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Val on October 07, 2016, 07:04:00 am
Everything illegal re the Middletons and Goldsmiths will be global front page news and nothing will stop it.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: india on October 07, 2016, 07:31:51 am
^^ I like yours Val. May it happen.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: cate1949 on October 07, 2016, 11:40:05 am
Elon Musk succeeds in establishing his Mars colony - Kate and Will go to Mars to become King and Queen of Mars - better to rule a whole planet than just a country!  Harry and spouse get the UK throne.



Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Val on October 07, 2016, 02:55:17 pm
^

Just as long as they don't come back.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: marion on October 07, 2016, 08:38:02 pm
^ITA I don't care where they go as long as it is a one way ticket


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: india on October 07, 2016, 09:31:37 pm
And all of the vile Middletons need to go with them.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Fredericka on October 11, 2016, 12:20:37 pm
Bwahahahaha - these are priceless!   :tehe:

Ten-Kitchens-Kate instructs all the boundary trees planted around Anmer Hall to be uprooted and planted 10 feet further out, claiming the neighbour's land as their own in the process, which results in a huge court case costing millions of pounds.  Queenie has to step in and use some of the funds she'd set aside to fix her leaky palace roof and is furious.  It's later discovered that the trees had a protection order which meant they couldn't be moved or cut down, and the fines are so high that Anmer Hall is put up for auction.  The Cambridges are forced to move back to shared accommodation, albeit in a palace.  Kate protests by not eating and blows away after a big storm hits England.

Rebecca is so upset at Kate's departure that she flees to America, appears as a 'friend of the Housewives' on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and writes a tell-all book about what life was really like working for the Cambridges.  It turns out that a regular night in comprised hours of watching Australian soaps, followed by a board game or two which was never fun as Willie had to win - otherwise he'd sulk.  The book doesn't fare well in the sales ("too boring" are the reviews), so Rebecca is forced to impart juicy nuggets of gossip about the Cambridges to the Housewives so she can stay in work and afford to eat.

George grows up and decides he wants to join the circus, saying that it wouldn't be too different to what he's been exposed to already.

 :tehe:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: HRH Tiana of NOLA on October 13, 2016, 03:22:16 am
^ :tehe: :laugh:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: india on October 13, 2016, 01:11:49 pm
Council Carol announces she is pregnant and Broken Bill is the father. Oh the wonders of modern medicine. He divorces the frail anorexic Potato Head and Carol is the new future princess of wales and the new future queen consort.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Joanna on October 13, 2016, 01:47:01 pm
^ That would be a nightmare. :ick: :ick: HM would have a heart failure. :o


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: india on October 13, 2016, 02:30:48 pm
It sure would give us a lot to talk about.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Val on October 13, 2016, 04:56:38 pm
^

Th whole country would emigrate!


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on October 25, 2016, 10:18:10 pm
Kate gets caught with a lover; that would finish her off for good. As it is she can barely control herself around Ben Ainslie.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: india on October 26, 2016, 01:28:03 pm
She probably already has one.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: marion on October 26, 2016, 01:41:00 pm
Me too - just a question of time before the identity is leaked


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: YooperModerator on October 26, 2016, 02:52:29 pm
^ and ^^ Yeah, this has already happened.  She believes she's too irresistible and also untouchable.  Stupid woman.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: india on October 26, 2016, 04:31:16 pm
A Narcissistic Potato Head with a skeletor man body.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on October 26, 2016, 04:34:59 pm
A lot of men would boink her, if only because they would want bragging rights about banging a royal duchess. As for a regular lover, that wouldn't surprise me as well. She has such a victim mentality that I am certain she would have one who would sympathetically listen to her whining.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Sophie on October 26, 2016, 07:34:57 pm
I am certain that both she and William have/have had lovers, and it is only a matter of time before it all hits the fan.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on October 26, 2016, 07:41:29 pm
He already took that weekend with Jecca going hunting. Then left the wife and kids alone for Easter while he attended Jecca's wedding. Something very off.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on October 26, 2016, 11:03:10 pm
After the photogs are charged with a crime, Kate is forced to undergo a public cross examination during the trial about her sexual history and what caused her to dance naked on the balcony. As she is required to tell the truth, she does and the House of Windsor collapses completely.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: india on October 27, 2016, 01:29:49 am
Then let the Shyte Show begin and auf weidersehen to the damn Windsors.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on October 27, 2016, 01:47:00 am
I never thought the photographers would be prosecuted over something like this. I am certain that she's going to end up at a turning point for good with the world media after this. There will be no going back and I am sure that she's going to never be in their good graces again. I never thought I would in fact see an article where she would in fact be demanding a literal trial and exposing herself like this. This is in fact a new scandal in itself.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: india on October 27, 2016, 04:34:54 pm
Hopefully, this is the beginning of the end for the worst woman in the world that Broken Bill could have ever picked.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: LadyLaura on October 27, 2016, 05:51:14 pm
The only crime committed was by kate, when she quite knowingly exposed her small brown niblets, on a publicly view-able balcony. NO ONE wanted to see that, or see her and William get it on, but hey they were dum enough to expose themselves.

shame on her for being so vile an exhibitionist and so pathetic a hypocrite.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: leogirl on October 27, 2016, 09:52:58 pm
^^ Be careful... it could always be worse. Never underestimate the power of exhibitionists.

^ I don't understand why she did that. It's almost as if she wanted someone to see her, because who else does that in public?


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Sophie on October 27, 2016, 10:19:29 pm
I think both of them wanted the photographers to see her.  And now they're suing, in their twisted world.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on October 27, 2016, 10:42:38 pm
I think the next scandal will be her and William shown to be fornicating, by the photographers that they've charged with a crime. I wonder what that would do to their role as patrons. Fergie, after her scandals, only had fifteen patronages and Angels International dropped her hard and fast. Other places shut their doors on her and she ended up drifting in the wind. I think there is a limit to what these patronages can put up with from them. I do think that soon we'll be hearing about how Kate was dropped/asked to resign her patronages and basically others have also dropped William.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Little light on November 12, 2016, 06:27:02 pm
Kate decide to dress up George and Charlotte in mini armed services uniforms to watch the Remembrance Day parade just to spite Harry and his gf and all the press they are receiving now.

And she makes George salute too.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on December 29, 2016, 04:35:43 am
William falls in love with another woman and Kate falls in love with another man. Misery ensues when both realize they won't be having the other and are stuck being married to each other instead. I do think it will come out that William is abusive to Kate, but Kate does not want to leave the lifestyle behind.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: deGuernsey on December 29, 2016, 04:55:04 am
^ PW and His One (so Okay you can call her Miss Mysteryif you really want to) get together. PW kicks KM out and the Midds see jail time. PW and His One marry immediately and have babies straight away. Big scandal ensues. KM and Ma Medd jealous and hateful of His One. Truths come out shocking everyone even posters here on the forum. There are some "I told  you so's" ..... PWs One shocks PW when he learns of the other men who want His One keeping PW on his toes... popcorn and scandal time


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on December 29, 2016, 05:08:10 am
Prince William realizes the disaster he's made of his life and now he's stuck with Kate. He runs wild and ends up in the loony bin, leaving Kate to face Charles' wrath. Charles merrily terrorizes the Middletons, earning back all the goodwill he lost over the Diana debacle.

Tabloids become millionaires.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: india on December 29, 2016, 01:32:23 pm
^I'm liking this one^


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on December 29, 2016, 03:04:01 pm
The ambulance base makes public how little William showed up for work there. The $60,000 salary he supposedly "donated" was spent on a fancy new car for the Cambridges.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: india on December 29, 2016, 09:20:25 pm
^THAT IS DISGUSTING^


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: CathyJane on December 29, 2016, 11:38:21 pm
Prince William realizes the disaster he's made of his life and now he's stuck with Kate. He runs wild and ends up in the loony bin, leaving Kate to face Charles' wrath. Charles merrily terrorizes the Middletons, earning back all the goodwill he lost over the Diana debacle.

Tabloids become millionaires.

Perfect!!!


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: leogirl on December 29, 2016, 11:40:58 pm
^^ From what I hear, he almost never shows up. Supposedly he donates the $60,000 to charity, but he didn't earn it so he shouldn't be getting it anyway. Anyone else would have been fired. It's not like he isn't getting enough free money from the taxpayer (nannies, staff, travel expenses, homes, food, security officers, etc).

^ Yes, I do think Kate and her family have some really bad karma that has been building up over the years, waiting for the opportune moment to backfire.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on December 30, 2016, 12:22:20 am
I sincerely think Charles is waiting for the moment he can have William committed to a psych ward, then ship him off to a small house in the country while he (Charles) unleashes terror on the Midds. Charles is more than able to sadistically torture the Midds into submission.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: india on December 30, 2016, 01:18:00 pm
^please let this happen^


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on January 01, 2017, 02:26:33 am
I think the next scandal will be more of a flare-up, where Charles charges the Midds with treason and cuts the Midds off at the knees. I swear there is no way that Charles is going to let the MIdds off scot-free and I do believe that Charles will literally incinerate his son as well. No responsible parent protects their children from consequences and I do think William will be charged with high treason. NO WAY will Charles let William avoid getting burned. Even if it kills him as a father, Charles has always been first and foremost a Prince and will always be that way. William has to be dealt with one way or another and then there'll be horrific blow-back against the Middletons as a result.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: cate1949 on January 01, 2017, 03:01:43 am
PC cannot charge anyone with treason - courts ya know. 

IF - big if - the rumors all over the 'net are true - the big scandal will be MM and Harry  in a guilt by association sort of way.  Rumor is one of her exes has sold his story and that it will be scandalous - we'll see.  Supposedly nudes are coming soon too. 

What did we predict last year and how accurate were those predictions? 

My guess is that 2017 will see more concern over PP/HM's health, the usual criticism of W and K re: lack of work ethic, more complaints re: the York girls and Andy and Fergie as usual.  They are all getting a bit too old for real juicy scandal.  Except Harry of course.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: KatherineTheGreat on January 01, 2017, 03:16:57 am
A scandal is something shocking that happens suddenly. Most members of the royal family have been around long enough to avoid a scandal now. There are complaints about them, but not really scandals.

^I agree, most likely scandal will be revelations about MM, if these stories are to believed that there are nude photos/stories from exes being floated.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on January 01, 2017, 03:46:08 am
Ltealy everyone in the HOW looks like a tense wreck. Something is going on that is going to flare up.

PC cannot charge anyone with treason - courts ya know.

He can get something figured out. He's not stupid and he has the resources (and willingness to use them) to get something to nail that family down. Don't think for five minutes that Charles will not make the Midds pay in spades for all they've pulled.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sanka on January 02, 2017, 10:54:40 am
The media announcement from KP about MM was from PW. The move to KP is to ensure that PW has access to MM when visiting. Prince Harry is the front. The Christmas issues was to demonstrate family support for Prince Harry. Media coverage of practice runs with the Midds is revealed of the PW royal walk to the church in Berkshire.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Whiffy Leaks on January 02, 2017, 01:32:19 pm
^ sorry, Sanka, I don't understand your post. What do you mean? :flower:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: sandy on January 02, 2017, 02:52:43 pm
Harry falls in love with Kendall Jenner. Meghan and Kendall have a shouting match yelling "He's MINE." William and Kate have a fight over which woman Harry should choose.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Whiffy Leaks on January 02, 2017, 03:36:57 pm
^ sorry, Sanka, I don't understand your post. What do you mean? :flower:

Sorry - I've re read it and it makes perfect sense. Think I may have been having a senior moment.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on January 25, 2017, 07:24:55 pm
The next scandal is when the European press loses patience with Kate after a conviction (of the photographers) and unleashes everything they know about the Middletons, damaging the BRF beyond repair in terms of diplomatic relations with other countries. With the Euro roayls, the BRF is persona non grata.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: india on January 25, 2017, 07:40:46 pm
I hope this happens^


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on January 26, 2017, 04:57:27 am
Each scandal just gets worse and worse.

She is now attacking the press and this time through the courts, prosecuting photographers. This isn't something even Fergie pulled.

I think Kate will at some point publicly assault another woman. You can tell she's fraying mentally and can't control herself anymore.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: meememe on January 26, 2017, 05:11:01 am
Fergie couldn't do anything because it was legal to take photos the way they did when it happened to her.

The laws in France changed after the Fergie affair, although that wasn't the actual cause of the law change. It was changed after Caroline of Monaco successfully sued some photographers about her privacy.

Kate is using the laws of France as they currently exist - which are there to protect all people but especially celebrities from having photos taken of them when on private property, especially when they have to use long-range lenses to actually get the photos.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on January 26, 2017, 07:27:31 am
That won't matter.

She's destroyed enough careers and I am sure the press has a lot of dirt they're dying to release. She had no business being naked in the first place.

I do think that Uncle Gary will be providing fresh messes to enrich tabloids and it will provide a pretext for further investigation into his activities.

As for France, I think this is overstepping the bounds. Kate isn't French (or a victim) and certainly has no business using French laws against anyone; this isn't even a lawsuit like Caroline of Monaco, this is a criminal trial. That is what makes this so out of line on Kate's part.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: leogirl on January 26, 2017, 07:39:49 am
She was naked in view of the street. It doesn't matter what lens was used, anyone could have seen her. It's not like she was inside and they used a drone to fly over and get a photo, or peeking in through the window. This is ridiculous that she's allowed to do this.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: meememe on January 26, 2017, 09:18:49 am
She was only in view of the road, not a street with other houses etc, but a road through countryside, with long-range lens. The house is barely visible with the naked eye from the road let alone specific individuals and that is an invasion of her privacy. She was on private property and far enough from any public road to expect a level of privacy. That is why the photographers are facing charges - because the privacy laws in France do give that degree of protection.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on January 26, 2017, 09:45:15 am
She needed to keep her clothes on and not expose herself; we live in dangerous times and it could have easily been someone with less friendly intentions. There are security guards looking for this kind of stuff, it's not their job however to look for photographers. I actually think her prosecuting photographers is the new scandal really. She needs to let it go and get on with her life and not keep this going.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Sheridan_is_appalled on January 26, 2017, 01:55:09 pm
^^ Also in plain view of any RPOs present and other household staff, plus any security cameras on the premises.  Maybe even Google Earth.  :laugh:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: deGuernsey on January 26, 2017, 02:37:52 pm
^ I still say KM was in on it, she knew the paps would take her picture and even called the paps or knows who did with her consent. Yes, I believe she was in on it from the start. Perhaps the paps should be suing and exposing HER!!!  :cookie: No pun intended.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: india on January 26, 2017, 04:07:12 pm
The Obscenity Loved Doing It. She gets off on it. Nut Job.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: leogirl on January 27, 2017, 05:18:29 am
She was only in view of the road, not a street with other houses etc, but a road through countryside, with long-range lens. The house is barely visible with the naked eye from the road let alone specific individuals and that is an invasion of her privacy. She was on private property and far enough from any public road to expect a level of privacy. That is why the photographers are facing charges - because the privacy laws in France do give that degree of protection.

If that's the case then all cameras and photographers need to be banned. Why does it matter what lens was used? Anyone could have taken that photo if they were at the right place at the right time. They did not trespass in order to obtain the photos. Kate should have kept her clothes on, nasty, disgusting woman.  :thumbsdown:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on January 27, 2017, 06:24:16 am
^ I still say KM was in on it, she knew the paps would take her picture and even called the paps or knows who did with her consent. Yes, I believe she was in on it from the start. Perhaps the paps should be suing and exposing HER!!!  :cookie: No pun intended.


She was looking straight at the photographers numerous times! There is no way she didn't see or know a photographer was there!


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: kolkomilko on January 27, 2017, 09:37:38 am
^ Yes, that's my opinion, too.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: LadyVi on April 01, 2017, 02:21:09 pm
Does anyone think we'll ever get something like this again when/if there's another scandal?

This is the most PDA I've ever seen them do even if it was for PR. I forgot what the scandal was though

http://theduchesscambridge.tumblr.com/post/87019651322/credit-to-whomever-made-it


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: HRHOlya on April 01, 2017, 03:07:21 pm
^ The day before uncle Fester's interview went public, so they did this, trying to distract public & media from said interview.
I don't think we'll get any kinds of PDA for scandal distraction, esp not this "level", that's what the kids are for these days...


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: gingerboy24 on April 01, 2017, 06:15:31 pm
Body language not that warm either even then.  The really do not seem to appear to have a warm kind of bond, they are just two people, end of.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Whiffy Leaks on April 01, 2017, 07:47:00 pm
Imagine how embarrassing it could be for her if part of the paps defence is that she's flashed her foofoo and arse repeatedly and anybody that wants to could just google and see that. So it's not as if they're showing anything new. And she's certainly got no boobs so showing them isn't really an issue.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Sheridan_is_appalled on April 01, 2017, 08:15:01 pm
Kate will become the patron of the Legs Together charity, the entire UK is afflicted with nonstop laughter.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: HRH Tiana of NOLA on April 02, 2017, 09:32:10 pm
^Hahahahahahaahhaha!!!!!  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on April 02, 2017, 10:09:15 pm
Imagine how embarrassing it could be for her if part of the paps defence is that she's flashed her foofoo and arse repeatedly and anybody that wants to could just google and see that

I do think after this, the European press will likely never forgive her or give her indulgent press coverage. It'll be all over for her and a criminal conviction over a set of photographs will only lead to a lot of unofficial condemnation and this whole thing reeks of the BRF bullying the French judicial system around. Kate is just doing this because she can, along with being able to get away with shoving so many people around. This is such a violation of national sovereignty and I am certain that this will have behind closed doors  pushback via the French and other powerful people.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: One of the Peasants on April 20, 2017, 12:18:06 am
Wasn't this video of a polluted couple coming out of Bouji's, drunk PDA doesn't count/it is all beer goggles from that moment on


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on June 28, 2017, 10:14:53 am
Prince William and David Cameron named in World Cup corruption report: Royal and ex-PM 'were at secret hotel room meeting when dodgy vote-swapping deal was plotted'
    Prince William and David Cameron named in Fifa ethics report on World Cup
    It claims they were present at meeting discussing vote trading with South Korea
    Report published into the bidding process around 2018 and 2022 tournaments
    England's bid failed and questions raised over how William was exposed to deal

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4645130/Prince-William-dragged-World-Cup-storm.html

The Duke of Cambridge and David Cameron have become embroiled in a row over corruption in football as the full extent of England’s failed attempt to stage the 2018 World Cup was made public.
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The former prime minister and Prince William were at a meeting during which a vote-swapping deal between England and South Korea was discussed, according to an official report released Tuesday night.

The long-awaited Fifa report has disclosed the lengths to which England’s football bosses went to court Fifa executives, many of them now discredited, as they sought to secure votes for England's 2018 bid.
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At one point officials discussed the possibility of arranging a meeting with the Queen for one Fifa representative whose vote could have helped England.

The Fifa report reveals how Mr Cameron asked the South Korean delegation to back England's bid, only to be told that England would have to agree to reciprocate by pledging support for South Korea's bid to host the 2022 tournament.

Such a vote-swapping deal, the report concluded, would have been in “violation of the anti-collusion rules”.

The report, written in 2014 by Fifa’s then chief ethics investigator Michael Garcia, details how England bid officials interacted with Fifa officials in the run up to the vote.

Quote
It discloses how they were asked to bestow an honorary knighthood and arrange an audience with the Queen for one South American official
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/27/prince-william-david-cameron-caught-fifa-corruption-scandal/

Can't William get it into his head that he is not a player, just an ornament?


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: HRH Tiana of NOLA on July 01, 2017, 12:58:52 am
^Hubris is a heck of a drug.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on July 01, 2017, 01:23:02 am
William was competing against the Russians and Chinese and second, most important, William hasn't been involved with his patronages and I don't believe that William got it into his head that he should have just backed off and let Cameron and Beckham make a fool of themselves. Knowing when to back off is one of the most important aspects to not getting your arse kicked.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: jackiew on July 01, 2017, 01:41:21 pm
^He was delusional to think that his royal status would be enough to seal the deal.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on July 01, 2017, 10:03:42 pm
No wonder he likely has no friends left who want to be around him; I would be sick of his grand vision of himself and I would be tired of his hubris. He had nothing to stand on and he goes off into what he thinks will be a blaze of glory, thinking that he would change it all, but comes home defeated and a walking humiliation. The Chinese actually WANT these things and the Russians likely did nothing different (not that they did anything bad in the first place). I don't think he's entitled to just walking in and messing with things and thinking that he doesn't have enemies who would like to humiliate him publicly.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Sheridan_is_appalled on July 01, 2017, 10:29:56 pm
BRF watching these days is like playing a game of Jenga.  It's got a very wobbly tower and it'd be interesting to see which piece brings the whole thing crashing down.  Who wants popcorn?


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: jackiew on July 02, 2017, 11:46:54 am
^ :laugh: I'll have some popcorn.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on July 02, 2017, 06:33:30 pm
I think a newer scandal will be Kate's past starting to leak out; that'll be one heck of a deluge. Throw in her spending and there'll be outrage.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: gingerboy24 on July 02, 2017, 06:54:27 pm
Well, it comes to something when that article recently, can´t remember which one, only several days ago, the comments gave HM a real bashing, never known that before.  The comments were not good, I think she could well be losing her popularity, possiby because many appear to see her as a big part of the current stuation within her family.  She does nothing about council cath or her entire, scamming family.  The Terrible Twins (bill and haza) are allowed to get away with murder and give the two fingers to anyone they feel like.  And all this mental health business is just ridiculous.  I have no problem with mental health, it is the unseen problem that a lot of people don´t want to see, sadly.  I think those two are using it for pr and to help themselves gain popularity, oh, if we felt like that after our mum died we might get better pr and loads of sympathy.   Grown men, with everything at their disposal, and still grieving 20 years later?  Seriously?  Many youngsters have had a very similar situation, from poor families, latch key kids, little money to go around, and they moved forward and did well, but those gormless two just want sympathy.  They do not deserve sympathy any more than anyone else.  Let us hope more of their rotten ways come out, and see what scandal comes from that, I sure bet they have an awful lot of skeletons in their cupboard, more than enough to cause several scandals.  It will happen, too many dislike the rf now, bite many champing at the bit to release what they know.  Now that will be a big scandal, bring it one I say.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on July 02, 2017, 07:56:27 pm
I'm shocked William messed around like he did; messing with the Russians is one thing that no one has ANY business doing, but at that level, he's challenging Putin and trying to remove Russia's own honor to get that World Cup bid. That is bad diplomacy and then of course, pushing the Chinese around. He's not just stupid, his brand of stupid is dangerous. The Russians and Chinese have no problems withdrawing jobs and other deals/contracts that could give his people jobs. He then stupidly (likely) egged on the British press to accuse the Russians of foul play. He came home a disgrace and this kind of backroom dealing can only get into trouble since it can be used as leverage against him.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: india on July 04, 2017, 01:33:38 pm
^ Yes, his brand of stupidity is astounding. He should never be allowed any position of power. He will bring nothing but trouble to the UK.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on July 04, 2017, 04:58:19 pm
He's not a player or piker, but a plaything; he had no business doing this and he has no standing. This kind of thing can be used against him in the future since being as they are, the Chinese and Russians do not retaliate right away, but bide their time and store up the insults to be avenged later. This is true of most world leadership and he's clearly unwilling to face the facts that he's deranged to think that his mere presence would turn things around.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: lesken on June 20, 2018, 02:55:45 am
 he will be bored just being an ornament.  that will be his downfall.


Title: Re: Guess the Next Scandal! II
Post by: Kuei Fei on September 03, 2018, 09:56:50 pm
I bet you anything that the next scandal will be him getting caught meddling in politics or diplomacy.