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Non Royal Things => Games => Topic started by: Wombat on March 18, 2011, 01:51:40 am



Title: Excuse game..
Post by: Wombat on March 18, 2011, 01:51:40 am
You tell the person below you to do something and they make an excuse not to do it.

For example: Cut Kate's hair.

The next person would say something like:  But her PPO's would tackle me to the ground and arrest me.

Get it?

Here we go --> The next person should dress like Kate Middleton and sneak into Clarence House.


Title: Re: Excuse game..
Post by: Wombat on March 19, 2011, 05:16:29 am
Hmm..I'll just play with myself. :tehe:

The next person should dress like Kate Middleton and sneak into Clarence House.
I can't sneak into Clarence House as this damn ankle bracelet early warning system fitted by the Yard will beep and let them know I've come within a 30 mile radius of the place.

Q: Why don't you dig a hole under whereever Wills is standing and then grab him and knock some sense into him?


Title: Re: Excuse game..
Post by: Scarlet Flowers on March 19, 2011, 02:34:45 pm
I don't know how to dig a hole. 

Why don't we throw a RG bash at Buckingham Palace?


Title: Re: Excuse game..
Post by: Alexandrine on March 19, 2011, 06:57:08 pm
The corgis would get too excited and QEII wouldn't be amused  :blabla:

why don't we go shopping with James Midd?


Title: Re: Excuse game..
Post by: Nighthawk on March 19, 2011, 07:43:38 pm
We could go shopping so James Midd could find a new maid outfit for the wedding although Pippa being dressed in toilet paper while it's raining could stir up the paps,

why don't we go clubbing with the Queen?


Title: Re: Excuse game..
Post by: YooperModerator on March 20, 2011, 02:51:17 am
She would love to go with us but unfortunately her knee won't allow it! :sob:

Why don't we give Harry a big hug, next time we see him?


Title: Re: Excuse game..
Post by: Nighthawk on March 20, 2011, 02:54:25 am
would love to give a big hug to Harry although We would be stung to death by Harry's body guard that carries around a stun gun

why not go to the royal wedding if one was invited?


Title: Re: Excuse game..
Post by: Wombat on March 20, 2011, 04:42:29 am
Because one would vomit during the entire ceremony. :ick:

Why not just invade England and declare yourself Queen and ban all Middletons?


Title: Re: Excuse game..
Post by: YooperModerator on March 31, 2011, 12:23:38 am
We don't have the military forces any more they are all in the middle east!  :bored:
Why not burst into the wedding claiming "William can't marry her, he's already married to me! Remember Vegas aprox 10 years ago honey! (http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i462/akasha2411/Smileys/evilgrin0010.gif)"


Title: Re: Excuse game..
Post by: Scarlet Flowers on April 01, 2011, 03:19:08 pm
He's already married to me! :laugh:

We can't burst into the wedding because it would be too rude to gate-crash.

Why shouldn't we throw a bonfire right outside of BP? :James:


Title: Re: Excuse game..
Post by: Alexandrine on April 05, 2011, 03:59:00 pm
^They woud think that we are terrorists trying to attack the BRF  bignono

Why don't we steal Zara's horse?


Title: Re: Excuse game..
Post by: golden_heart on May 17, 2011, 01:01:09 pm
Excuse me,but I am afraid of horses and cannot ride  lol  :shy:


Why don't we put a lazer in Camilla's plat ?  :laugh:


Title: Re: Excuse game..
Post by: Contessa on June 03, 2011, 01:56:04 pm
Because she'd be lit up like a xmas tree.


Why don't we make a miniature Buckingham Palace balcony, stand on it outside the real BP and regally wave at the queen as she drives out.